When you die you either go to Heaven or Hell, there's no medium place for you to live out eternity in utter mediocrity. But, what if you did everything right, and yet you still got sent to Hell?
"(y/n) go inside right now." I said as I returned to my demonic form and (y/n) ran back into the house. "It's been two hundred forty-three years since we last fought, I wonder if you've improved at all?" Michael said as she cracked her whip, "Yeah, let's go with that sweetie." I said as I created a whip.
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"Now bite the pillow, Mommy's feeling kinky." I said as I cracked my whip, "Funny." she said as she tried to strike me, but I moved slightly out of the way, "Try harder darling. It's no fun dominating when the other participants don't put forth any effort!" I said as I wrapped my whip around hers and took it. "C-Can I have that back?" she asked nervously as I cracked both whips, "What a poor choice of words." I said, "(Y/N)! Mommy needs to borrow a few teeth." I said, "T-Teeth?!" she said in fear.
(y/n) POV
"WHAT'S WRONG?! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KILL US? WHERE IS YOUR FATHER? HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE YOU!" Mama laughed as the sounds of her whip cracking filled the air, "W-WAIT WAIT PLEASE! WHY IS IT A HORSE'S..." Michael screamed before Mama's whip hit her again, "BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS ANGEL OR SUFFER MY WRATH!" Mama laughed before Michael screamed, "MY BOTTOM!" Michael cried as Mama returned allowing me to briefly see Michael tied up like she was in a bondage porno. "Uh..." I said, "She learned not to fuck with Mama." Mama said as she opened a portal back to our time and home, "Michael ruined our trip, so we're going home." she said, "I'm less scared of Michael and more scared of you Mama." I said, "You should be." she said.
"You're back early, did you have fun?" Roxy said, "Why do you look traumatized?" She asked, "Roxy, I need a hug." I said, "What the hell happened up there?" she asked, "That was the world's sharpest dildo." I said, "LILITH!" she snapped, "It went up Michael's tight ass." Mama said, "Oh you saw my sister? How was she?" Lucifer asked, "Terrible. I had to do all the work and I didn't even get to finish." Mama said as she dragged my father away, "So did you do anything cool?" Roxy asked, "I found a sword and killed a shark." I said as Roxy flipped through TV channels, "Oh what are we watching?" Mira asked as she kissed Roxy's cheek, I tried to get up, but Roxy forced me to sit, "Be nice." Roxy said as Mira sat next to me and pulled me onto her lap, "I really hope we can get along, 'cause I do care about you very much, (y/n)." Mira said.
"Uh Rox, why are you and Mira in my room?" I asked, "You are gonna bond with Mira plus I missed my little man." Roxy said, "Then you two sleep on the bed and I'll sleep on the couch." I said, "Oh no you won't! You will hurt your neck and back, plus it won't be comfortable." Mira said, "How about we sleep in my room, the bed is big enough for three and it'll be far more comfortable." she said, "You have a room?" I said, "Yes, but I sleep with Roxy. Your father was rather insistent that I have my own room." she said.
Lilith POV
"Did you enjoy your trip dear?" Lucifer asked, "I did, and I told (y/n) my original plan." I said, "How did he take it?" he asked, "Surprisingly well. He's a good boy, he's just confused and angry." I said, "Angry at what?" he asked, "Me. He thinks that my adopting him is meaningless. I think he just never has known a mother's love before, and now he technically has three." I said, "Honey, I want your help in tracking down (y/n)'s birth mother." I said, "Why? What good will come of finding her?" he asked, "She hurt (y/n) and I want her to pay, regardless of if she's alive or dead." I said.
