One Helluva Time (male child reader X adoptive mother Lilith Morningstar)

Chapter 15

(y/n) POV

"We're home." Roxy said, "AND EVERYONE HEARD HER SAY SHE'D LET ME SEE HER NAKED!" I said proudly, "(y/n) come here darling." Mama said as I walked over to her, "Mama did you see what I did? It was..." I said before she slapped me, "Wreckless and foolish." she said, "But I suppose you have something to be proud of." she said, "Now what's this about you being the king?" Dad said, "THE FUTURE'S NOW OLD MAN!" I shouted as I threw a Samsung phone at him that exploded on contact while I sprinted away.

"So what now? I mean you killed an overlord and everyone knows who you are." Loona asked, "Don't know, I could still nuke Hell, that seems like something fun to do...maybe overthrow the sins. I mean I killed Valentino it's not like there's a bigger bad out there aside from my dad." I said, "You've got a point. What about working with IMP? Murder can be pretty fun." she offered, "I'll think about it, oh hey Auntie Bee's throwing me a party to celebrate me not dying and not nuking Pride. I told her that one is still on the table." I said, "I'll be there if only to give my favorite beer boy something to do." she said.

"HOW ARE MY DIRTY BITCHES DOING TONIGHT!" Auntie Bee shouted as Loona, Roxy, Mira, and I walked into her house, "THE GUEST OH HONOR HAS ARRIVED AND HE IS READY TO PARTY WITH THE QUEEN BEE OF GLUTTONY! OW OW!" she shouted as she spun around the pole attached to her disco ball making the guests howl in excitement, "HELL YEAH THAT'S IT LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, CAUSE THE HONEY IS FLOWEN' TONIGHT, AND THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKING WILD! LET'S GET IT STARTED!" she shouted as different music than expected began to play.

"She got you, kid." Roxy laughed as we watched my aunt perform with another hound, "Anyone know who that is?" I asked, "Not a clue." Roxy said as she handed me a drink, "You earned it. This is a helluva lot stronger than beer though." she said, "I've been treating you like you're a helpless kid, but now, I'm gonna let you enjoy Hell. Sure I'm gonna baby you, but now I know how to reign you in...it's the exact same way I keep Mira in line. With titties." she said making me laugh, "Well since I'm gonna get to enjoy Hell now, then there's one thing I wanna do." I said, "What's that?" she asked, "This." I said as I kissed her, "IT'S TIME FOR SHOTS!" I laughed as I ran away.

Roxy POV

"IT'S TIME FOR SHOTS!" (y/n) laughed as he ran away, "That little shit." I laughed, "He's a good kid, but I'm not gonna let him do that again without getting a spanking." Mira said as she kissed me, "Hey, that's my job." I said as I spun her around, "Let's go find somewhere to sit...and a good hiding place for when Lilith gets here and sees her son drunk off his ass." I laughed, "You do that, I'll see you around." Loona said, "What are you talking about?" Mira said, "Yeah, I meant all three of us. As far as I'm concerned, you've got two friends right here." I said as I wrapped my arm around her and dragged her along, "OMG! LOONATIC IS BACK!" a snobby hound laughed, "God damn it." Loona said, "Wait here, Mommy's gonna handle this." I said as I walked over to her, "Hey bitch see that kid over there? He's mine, and that girl you called, what was it, Loonatic? Yeah, she's his best and only friend. My kid threatened to nuke Pride 'cause he could, he wasn't even mad, so what do you think he'll do to you when he hears how you hurt his best friend? Let me tell ya, he's gonna be pissed." I said making her shake as we watched (y/n) down shots with Bee and Tex. "Now you take those fake ass tits and dick-suckin' lips and haul your fat ass out before my kid eviscerates ya." I said as swatted her ass making her sprint out of the mansion, I gave Loona a thumbs up and she ran over to me and hugged me. "Thank you." she said, "Anytime." I said as we went and found a place to sit.

An hour into the party, (y/n) was absolutely shitfaced, "Drink this." I said as I handed him a bottle of water, "What is it? C-cause I don't want water it, it's icky." He said, "It's vodka you fucking adolescent alcoholic!" I snapped as he chugged the water...before chugging a fifth of absinthe, "God damn it, it took me an hour to get you to drink that much water! Mira, go get some coffee!" I said.

(y/n) POV

I stumbled around looking for Auntie Bee, she wouldn't make me drink that icky water shit! "Hey, kid wanna take a hit?" a man said as I took a seat at the table and fell face-first into a large pile of powder they were snorting. 

Roxy POV

"HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE PLAY SOME DARUDE!" a man laughed as (y/n) jumped onto the disco ball, "I'M DRUNK AND FAST NOW!" (y/n) laughed before doing a frontflip and crashed through a table. Everyone was quiet till he got up, "I FELT NOTHING!" he yelled before the crowd cheered, "The fuck is he on now?!" I asked worriedly, "Nothing much...just special K." a druggie said as he passed by, "If I had my gun I'd pump you full of lead!" I snapped, "So uh, he's getting out of hand...I'm all down for having a good time but he's a kid..." Bee said, "I'll handle it...but you're not gonna like how I do it." I said, "Why?" she asked, "Hide the illegal shit, I'm calling Lilith." I said as I took out my phone while (y/n) sprinted past me and into someone as the door opened, "Holy shit she's fast!" Bee said, "I didn't call her, so why's Lilith here?" I asked, "Hey you're not Mama, you, you're a faker. Faker!" (y/n) said drunkenly, "I'm gonna get a leash!" I snapped, "But he's not wrong...and I don't have my gun." I said as I grabbed a knife, "Drop it Cujo. I've got what I came here for." the woman said, "And who are you?" I asked, "I'm Tiffany, and I'm this boy's mother." she said, "Yeah Lil, (y/n) being kidnapped by some bitch who looks like you." I said as I called my boss, "MY BABY." Lilith said as she appeared in a torrent of flames, "That's not Mama either, fakey fakey fakers!" (y/n) giggled, "IS HE DRUNK AGAIN?!" Lilith asked, "And high." I said, "You're fired." she said, "Ha, you wish." I said as Lilith snapped and (y/n) appeared in her arms, "Oh my God! You're a wizard!"  (y/n) gasped, "Roxy kill her. I'd rather not deal with a look-a-like." Lilith said as she teleported home with (y/n). "I can't kill her without my gun, so..." I said as I threw the knife at her, "Fuck off?" I said as it hit her in the head.

"Roxy, I'll take that bath now." (y/n) mumbled, "I bet you will." I said as he threw up.

The End

A/N: So I wanted to end on a fun note...also tell you that this is version two of the ending of this story! My editors cut about half of what I wanted to do. In my original draft, Adam was a sinner who lived outside the Morningstar Mansion's gates pining for his ex-girlfriend to take him back, Bee would have been in the story operating as the bad influence and the person you call when you don't want mom involved, and the sins would have played a bigger role than just being in one chapter then never seen again! In total, this is about half or so of the original, and I had to fight to keep "Die Young" in this chapter so I hope you liked it! 

Would you be interested in seeing the original version of this?