When you die you either go to Heaven or Hell, there's no medium place for you to live out eternity in utter mediocrity. But, what if you did everything right, and yet you still got sent to Hell?
"Ok darling I want to get you started on your magic training. Your sister tried and well it's not really her strong suit." Mama said, "Mama will I learn about Gias?" I asked, "Absolutely not. I forbid it." she said, "But why? You used it." I said, "Twice, and only for important matters. Your adoption was important to me." she said, "What was the first time?" I asked, "It was when I married your father." she said, "Now let's get started, we'll start simple, we're going to create fire." she said as she snapped her fingers and a large flame appeared on her fingertip, "Now I no longer need this, so I'm giving you my old grimoire." she said as she snapped and a book appeared.
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"Let's begin." she said as she flipped open the book.
I went to Roxy and started to learn how to handle my new home. "What's wrong?" Roxy asked, "Nothing." I lied, "Really 'cause I offered to set you up with a friend of mine and you said "neat", so what is wrong?" she asked, "Mama said that I was the second person she signed a Gias Scroll with? And the first person she did it with was Luci...Papa, I mean Papa." I said, "Yep, and if it bugs you that badly, ask him about it, he's your dad he'll answer any question you ask him." she said.
"Pa..." I began to say, "If you feel uncomfortable addressing me as father then call me by name. I am not like your mother." Lucifer said, "Thank you, I was wondering about the Gias you signed with Mama." I said, "Ah yes, the Gias, the unbreakable pact. A pact that if broken will kill and torture you with visions of a happier world without you. A fate worse than death...for most. The Gias your mother and I forged was written in a way that death is the end goal and the pact will continue long after we're gone. Our pact is, in death may we never part. Your mother and I are still as in love as we were when we met." he said, "S-So Mama wants to die?" I asked, "No of course not. My boy, your mother would rather die than be apart from the man she loves, but she can dissolve our Gias, she can't do that with yours." he said, "So know that when your mother says she loves you, she is not lying or putting on an act." he said, "Now smile, you're never fully dressed without one." He said.
"Figured it out yet?" Roxy asked, "Yep, and now I know that magic is flexible if you know what you're doing." I said, "That's good, 'cause your aim will get better with practice, and with practice, you'll learn what the fuck you're doing, and your aim is dog shit so work on it." she said as she got a text, "I'll be back, aim, work on it. If this bottle isn't shattered by the time I get back I'll...think of something when I get back." She said as a photo popped up on her phone before she jogged away.
When Roxy came back after three hours she was flush and sweaty, "Where did you go?" I asked, "Don't worry about it. Let's take a ride." Roxy said, "A ride? To where cause Mama is gonna wanna know." I said, "Your mom isn't gonna give a shit, 'cause we're not leaving Pride." she said, "Where are we going?" I asked, "Depends." she said, "On?" I said, "How's your aim?" she asked as she tossed a bottle and I shot it, shattering it before it hit the ground. "I'm a quick study." I bragged, "I'll give you that, I'm gonna be in a race. And you're gonna bet on me. We split the winnings eighty-twenty." she said, "Thirty-seventy." I said, "Oh so you wanna play hardball? Where did you get the balls kid?" she asked, "Well it seems that you stand to gain far more if I roll over. And Mama told me that I'm too nice. So the nice guy's gone." I said, "Fine fifty-fifty, final offer." she said, "Deal." I said, "Damn I must be losing my edge if I let a five-year-old push me around." she laughed as she took me to the garage. "This is my baby, my pride and joy." she said as the doors opened and revealed a motorcycle.
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"Put this on." she said as she tossed me a helmet and took the back tire off the stand.
We made it to the spot for the race, Roxy left me with a few of her friends, but I stood out amongst the hellhounds around me. Roxy/s friend helped me place my bet, but it attracted some unwanted attention. "So you're the baby royal I've heard about. The name's Valentino." a man said as he approached me.
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"Why don't you and I make a deal?" he said, "How about you tell me why this Invader Zim wannabe lookalike approached me." I said, "That's quite the mouth you've got there, kid. Make a deal with me and..." he began to say, "And what, you won't hurt me? Mama told me about you Overlords, and how I shouldn't trust a single one of you. So if you don't have an offer that I can't refuse, fuck off." I said, "Good think I can make you a deal that'll make you very very rich." he said, "Then let's make a bet. If my girl wins you fuck off and leave me alone, and if she loses, I'll take your deal." I said making him laugh as he shook my hand, "I like that fire in ya kid. It's a bet." he said, "Good, now if you'll excuse me, I have to go talk to my girl." I said as I left.
"ROXY I FUCKED UP!" I said in fear, "Oh shit you swore, you don't do that. So the fuck did you do?" Roxy asked, "I made a bet with an overlord." I said, "Shit that is bad, but as long as it's not..." she began to say, "It's Valentino." I said, "Him, if it wasn't him then you might have been alright. Sweetie, stay close to my friends and call someone who can give you an edge." she said as I called Auntie Bee.
