If I were in My Hero Academia- Redo

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I got a call back from him.
"THEY'RE CHASING ME YOU KNOW I'M NOT FAST"  Cayden yelled over the phone, his hair shot back. He is running. Cayden is not fast. He died during the half marathon for P.E. But so did I so I'm not judging.
"CAYDEN CALM THE FUCK DOWN" I yelled back.
"Okay"
He stopped running. His hair went back to being just above his eyes.
"What the hell I swear I just told you to calm-"
The phone fell out of his hands, this is what I heard.
*Cronch*
Cayden- AW SHIT I THINK YOU BROKE MY ELBOW WHAT THE FU-
*cayden's screams of agony*
Mic- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Midnight- WHO ARE YOU?!
A gun cocked.
"SNIPE PUT THE GUN DOWN YOU STUPID HOE IT'S ARIA" I yelled over the phone.
Retired ass All-might- What?!
"You heard me, dumbass"
Snipe- What the hell?
Cayden- AHHHHH WHAT THE HELL GUYS
"Tell them to grab the phone Cayden otherwise you'll have a long day"
Cayden- GRAB THE FUCKING PHONE OTHERWISE ILL SHARPIE YOU
The phone was picked up by Mic.
"Aria?" He asked.
"This is great! I live for drama"
"ARIA WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!?"
"Naw"
"WHAT THE HELL ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS 'naw' ?!"
"Yaw"
The phone hung up again.
" ___-___-___" Aizawa said, still sifting through the boxes.
I switched to dial and dialed the number.
"Lee's pizza and family fun how can I help you" A depressed teenager answered.
"Can I get aaaaaaaaa large cheese pizza and a large pepperoni pizza"
"And how will you be paying"
I took the phone away from my ear.
"how we paying him" I whispered to Aizawa.
"I assume cash" Aizawa answered back.
" Ca- sh" I said, splitting the word in half to emphasize it.
"Alright and I need an age to confirm this because you sound like you're seven"
"Oh com- Fineeee"
I handed the phone to Aizawa.
"I am thirty"
"Are you this kids legal guardian"
"Yeah I guess you could say that"
"Yes or no"
"Yes"
He Handed the phone back.
"What's the address for the order"
I pulled the phone away again.
"What's the address" I asked Aizawa, whispering.
"I'll ask Shigaraki"
He walked out.
"Okay umm well- what else while I wait for my 'father' to get the address what else"
"Any add-ons"
"No"
"Want a receipt"
"Yeah"
"How old are you"
"Your mother"
"Okay your total comes out to 24.67"
"Send person"
"I still need an address"
"Shit"
Aizawa walked back in.
" Next to the creepy old Gas Station by the laundromat"
"Next to the Creepy old gas station next to the laundromat "
"Okay lol that's about thirty minutes of wait"
"Did you just say lol?"
"Yeah?"
I hung up.
I forgot about the pain.
When I remembered it, it hurt a lot more than yesterday.
I clenched my teeth together, my stomach hurts really really bad.
Really really bad.
Really bad.
Bad.
The pain started to diminish as I curled up into a ball.
Why does that always relieve the pain?
"You okay?"
"N-  ye- no" I stuttered, the pain coming back as soon as I talked.
Shigaraki walked in. I sat back up, trying to appear as strong as possible.
I hid my phone under my shirt, the cold screen making me shiver.
Maybe if I mislead him, he'll let his guard down for a moment and we can all escape.
But Aizawa doesn't care about escaping.
He only cares that I get to a hospital.
They won't let me go to the hospital.
Not even after we escape.
He'll kill me.
He'll kill us all.
"Did you order it?"  Shigaraki asked.
"Yeah" I said, trying to sound normal.
"I didn't ask you"
"Oh"
"Eraserhead, did you order it?"
"No, Aria did"
"Oh?"
"I ordered it. It's 24.67"
"Good job, Aria. Want a cookie for your 'awesome' work?"
"No"
"Good, because we don't have any"
"I know"
Shigaraki grabbed me by my arm. I don't have the energy to fight back. He muttered to himself, dragging me to the front door.
"Stay here"
I took my phone out and started texting Cayden back.
CAYDEN C.
You- where are you right now?
TYPING
Cayden- idk
Cayden- Now I'm outside of a creepy ass building
"What the hell?" I whispered to myself.
You-  I think your quirk might be teleportation
You- if one second you're in UA, then now you're somewhere else
Cayden- ok
You- knock on the door of the building maybe someone lives there
I heard noises coming from outside.
A knock on the door made me jump to my feet.
"Who is it?" I called out, my voice High pitched from being terrified.
" It's the French"
I recognize that voice.
I opened the door.
"Holy shit!" I said, trying to keep my voice down so Shigaraki wouldn't hear. "Cayden, what the hell are you doing here"
"I don't know!" He replied. "All I know is that I was watching the YouTube videos of the people that build shit in the middle of nowhere, then a purple portal opened up and told me to get the fuck in it!"
"SAME"
"SAME?!"
"YEAH"
I leaned against the wall, sliding down it.
"You are covered in blood"
"What the hell did you expect me to look like? Angela Bassett?
"No, I just-"
"Well well well, who is this fine gentleman?" Shigaraki asked, coming from behind the corner
"He's gay Shigaraki"
"I'M STRAIGHT"
"NOT"
"I AM STR-"
"TELL THAT TO RYAN REYNOLDS"
"No"
"What the hell is happening?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP"
"YOU ARE LESBIAN, I AM STRAIGHT. END OF DISCUSSION"
"No, you're bisexual"
"No- wait yeah"
"See"
I stood up and grabbed cayden's arm.
I dragged him to a closet.
"LET GO OF ME YOU-"
"Shush"
When we got inside the closet, I shut the door.
"So you know medical shit, right?"
"Yeah"
"And you're still able to carry me, right?"
"Yeah?"
"Great. Now let's get the hell out of here"