Dec. 25
I sit on a mattress in what they call the “living room” which is the complete opposite of what happens in this room. So yeah, dumbass name. But anyways I'm still waiting for Aizawa to come fucking Talk to these hoeasses so I can leave. I just wanted to see the new place, not get kidnapped again.
Cayden walks in, with the switchblade he pickpocketed from me. He's doing the pen-spinning tricks with the blade, not even paying attention.
“Do you still know how to play the clarinet?” He asks. “Just curious"
God, I don't even know.
“Yeah, probably. Why?”
“Oh, I'm just bored and Shigaraki told me to ‘shut the fuck up before he sent my ass to mars.’ I think he was joking, he'd never do that. At Least not to me. ”
“Alright then. Is that it?”
“Yeah”
He leaves because he doesn't know what else to say
I wait.
And wait.
And wait.
Until finally, someone knocks on the door. I get up to open it, unlock the door and open it. I see that it's not Aizawa, but it's someone I recognize. It's a girl, not looking a day over thirteen. Reddish brown hair, green eyes and purple glasses. I can't seem to pin a name to her face.
“Sorry to bother you, but is Shigaraki here by any chance? We have a meeting about a project”
“And who are you?”
“Oh, that's not important. I'm here to discuss a project with Shigaraki. I should be asking who you are, shouldn't I? You look a bit young to be in such a dangerous place. How old are you?”
“Ninety six. Now who the hell are you?”
“I'm not here to joke with you”
The girl starts to advance towards me, coming through the door almost half way.
“Let me in and I'll spare your life, Aria”
Well there's only one person who this can be.
“No, Audriana”
“Bitch.”
“Bastard.”
Audriana manages to push the door onto me, sending me to the ground. I landed on my back, the wind knocked out of my chest. She comes inside, standing above me. More like hovering, but mostly just staring at me.
“Cayden told me about the bullets. You're quirkless now, so I can kill you” she whispers angrily under her breath, staring at me with such hate.
She puts her foot on my chest, my sternum. She increases the amount of pressure she forces onto my chest, I'm still struggling to breathe from being winded. She keeps increasing the pressure, more, more, until I'm barely gasping. I focus my eyes on her pockets trying to see what may be in them. A rectangle. Probably a phone.
“Hey kid, has anyone with the stupid ass name like Audriana come in here? Shigaraki was-” Dabi says, walking in on us.
A gunshot can be heard from elsewhere in the house. Audriana takes her foot off my chest, I sit up, finally being able to breathe. With that, I stand up. Me, Dabi, and Audriana both look towards the source of the sound.
"Shigaraki's probably playing with his guns again. No big deal" Audriana says. "he's always playing with them when they accidentally go off"
"Ew, that's- that's weird. Like, really fuckin' weird" I say.
"Meh. She's said worse" Dabi says. "I'm gonna go talk to Cayden because he's the only person here I can tolerate"
"Bitch you saved my life, the fuck do you mean 'hes the only person here I can tolerate' dumbass??" I say.
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that"
"Meh. I'll go with you because I hate this bitch so fucking much"
"Okay"
"Bitch!"
"Hahaha you stupid bitch"
"Grr!"
"What the hell-"
Dabi grabs my arm and drags me to Caydens door, not opening it.
"Caydens, it's Dabi and Aria, we're coming in because of the stupid bitch in the living room." Dabi says.
No response.
Dabi opens the door, stepping in. He looks around, up down, left, right, but when he looks right, it seems as if there's something there that makes him close the door in my face.
"What is it?!" I ask.
"Don't- holy shit- Don't come in here." He says.
"No, what is it?" I ask again. "what happened, is there something there?!"
"Yes, but- Oh my God"
"What the fuck??"
He opens the door slowly, but surely.
"He's- he's-"
"What?"
"He's dead"
"No he's not- he-" my smile dropped. "you're joking, you're fucking-"
He grabs my arm and practically drags me into line of sight of the surely- dead Cayden.
He's lying on the floor, bloody and gorey, brains blown out of his head. His gun is in his right hand.
"I never got to-" I can't cry. "I never got to say goodbye."
"You should go. I need to- I need to do something" he says.
"No, no, no no no, I need to stay, uh- wow. This is so..." I say
"unexpected"
"Tragic"
"Horrible
"Sad"
"Unimaginable"
"And- y'know-" I laugh. "I can't even cry, I'm- just- nope, no, I'm crying"
Tears start flooding down my face, my breaths choked, words separated by gasps.
Dabi puts his hand on my shoulder, not saying anything.
"You should really - REALLY go"
"Where? I- I have no- where to go."
"Try Aizawa, I'm sure endeavor would be intrigued"
"Alright, thanks-"
"Go. Please"
"Sorry, yeah."
"Go."
"Sorry, uh-" I say. "what time is it?"
"12:30"
I nod, wiping tears off my cheeks.
Audriana is still in the living room.
"You're really ugly when you cry" she says.
"My friend. My only friend. My best friend just committed what looks like suicide, sorry for caring. I'd be laughing if the dead body were you. Also, Shigaraki's probably going to murder you in your sleep, watch out" i say.
She doesn't even bat an eye. I open the door as she begins to speak.
"I missed you, Aria" she says. The sarcasm in her voice following through.
"Goodbye, Audriana. Please never, ever talk to me again"

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