AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 30-33: If I saw..., Recuse me, Playground..., Surmounting..., Sawbuck....

Part 30: If I Saw That Thing In My Room, I Would Stomp On It Until It Was A Small Teal Stain.

— meanwhile, with sawbuck and cans —
SW: (looking at his flower as he walks) oh i love my flower! Flower flower (voice crack) FLOWERRRR
CN: you should've bought one for me to eat..
SW: flowers aren't for eating!!!
CN: some are!!
SW: oh name one
CN: uhh..
ummm..
errr..
look i dunno!! but ive eaten a flower once or twice before!
SW: maybe not do that, i head some flowers are posion!
CN: they're what?!
SW: poison!! They will make your tummy hurt!!
CN: nonsense, i can eat ANYTHING!
CV: (Appears randomly and inconspicuously) Oh hello!
CN: (startled) GAHHH!!!
SW: GAHHHH (he quickly runs behinds cans) make it go awayyyy
CN: shoo!! shoo!!!
SW: make it go away!!!
CN: im TRYING!!
CV: Bruhhhhhh (he rolls his eyes)
CN: (he pulls out a spray bottle) shoo!! (he sprays it once or twice)
SW: wait a second... is that.. CANS, THATS CLOVER!
CN: ohhh... my bad.. (he puts the spray bottle away) ssssooorrryy
CV: EEK! (He scurried away and crashed into a wall)
SW: CLOVER! Are you okay???
CV: Yeah! I think I should be fine (He adjusts his hat)
CN: eerrr.. whatcha doin here?
CV: I was bored, so I started looking for things to do! Oh yeah, whats the building with the most stories?
CN: (he shrugs) iunno..
hey, wait, have you seen a.. sawbuck, what were we looking for again?
SW: (still behind him) im right here... and we are looking for a red and long worm!!!
CN: yes! clover, have you seen one of those?
CV: Umm, no, but I can help you find one!
CN: (he picks clover up with ease) let's get moving then!
SW: yes! Onward! (The three continue walking down the road)
RF: (walking down the road towards them, very proud of his look)
CN: (wearing clover as if he were a hat) any sign of them?
CV: Uhhhhhh (he looks around and spots him) A-ha! Over there! Though play it cool for now, we gotta know where he is going.
CN: yeah, yeah, got it.. uhh..
how should i play cool??
CV: Hmm... we trail him, or something. And blend in!
RF: la la la!! Hrmm i wonder what time it is... (he walks up to the three) Do any of you have the time?
CN: (sweating bullets) eeehh.. uhhh.. umm.. it's..
(to sawbuck) quick! what time is it??
SW: ahhhrr i left my phone on my bunck
CV: ITS 5PM O CLOCK!!!
CN: YYYEEAAHH!! five pm o clock!
RF: oh my!!! Its soon time for my date! Thank you sirs!
CV: Of course!
(He notions to the group)
You hear that? He's going on a date, so he must be going to a restaurant!
CN: oh thats wonderful for him!
CV: Cans, what's red, white, and you throw things at it?
CN: a... target??
CV: Exactly! And that's exactly what that guy is! The boss wants him!
SW: (butting in) i think all three of us should go to a restaurant later tonight
CN:oh yeah! that sounds good!i like canned food, but i'll eat anything, really
CV: We should go order food at their restaurant, and keep a close eye on them. Then after they leave, we nab the snake and book it!
CN: hey, wait, he can't be a target! he's also blue!
SW: yeah, i don't think that guy was it!
CV: You're missing the point Cans! The Boss has been looking all over for this person, I was just making an analogy to the color of a target, moron.
CN: i'm not a moron...
SW: oh gosh im confused.. was that the guy or not?!!
CV: Just stick to the plan dangit! Now, let's go grab a bite wherever he's going.
CN: that plan sounds kinda boring.. how about this??
(he grabs clover and throws him towards rafael at high speeds)
CV: Guess we're doing this now, TAKE THIS YOU OVERGROWN WORM! (he crashes into Rafael)
GET EM GUYS!
RF: GAHHH!!!
SW: i guess he is the bad guy! (He jumps after the worm)
CV: GRAAAHH (Clover holds onto him tight)
CN: (he walks over and picks rafael up) so this is the target??
CV: Yes! He's the guy we're looking for!
RF: (crying) LET ME GO!!!
CN: i don't think that's happening anytime soon..
CV: Yeah, and we got your frilled friend too! you'll be seeing him soon! MWEHE!
CN: what was that laugh?? "mwehe?" that sounds kinda stupid
SW: (giggling to himself) cloverrrr what is that??
CV: So do you! Cut it out! (He stamps his foot)
RF: GUUUYSSS LET ME GOOOO!! IM BUSY!!
CN: (momentarily letting go of rafael to deal with clover) I do NOT!!! (he picks clover up again and throws a few feet away out of anger)
CV: OH THATS IT! (he zooms over towards Cans at lightning speed and punches him in the gut)
RF: (running away) AHHHHHH
SW: AFTER HIM!! HES GETTING AWAY!!
CN: OH NO YOU DONT!! (he punches clover with all his might, ignoring sawbuck)
CV: (He is sent flying straight into Sawbuck)
SW: (falls over trying to chase Rafael) ACK- guyssss we have bigger issues!!!
CN: HE CALLED ME A MORON!! AND STUPID!!!
CV: Dangit, you're right! AFTER HIM! (He chases down Raphael)
CN: HEY!! get BACK HERE!!
RF: (running down the street) SANCHEZ!!! HALLPPPPPPPP
— there is no response, only the loud clamoring of the three agents rushing to capture rafael—
RF: (crying) HELPPPPPP
CV: (panting) YOU ARENT ESCAPING THIS TIME!
CN: (exhausted) can.. can we stop chasing now.. please...
RF: (taking a minute to catch his breath) jus-just give me a minute...
SW: (still catching up to cans and clover) guyssss keep... keep going...
CN; (flops down onto the floor out of exhaustion) bluuuhh...
RF: (scurrying away and out of site)
SW: drat... hes gone (he falls over)
CV: DAGNABIT! Oh well, we do know we're he is going, and he shouldn't be too far away.