AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 64-65: Floral Frustration, Lost in Chaos

Part 64 Floral Frustration

-- We return to the recent past... Norem, Sanchez, and Rafael are busily driving to find Sawbuck --
RF: (Sighing) Not to be impatient, but how much longerrrr...
NR: We're almost there, don't worry
RF: Oh thank goodness...
TH: (Peeking out of the basket) Can i get OUT of this WRETCHED THING now?!?
NR: ... (He sighs) Let him out.
RF: Fine.... (He lifts the small man out of the basket)
TH: Now sET ME DOWN!!!
RF: Fine! (He plops the him down in the back seat)
TH: THANK you.
NR: Alright you two, we're here.
RF: Oh thank goodness.. (He gets out and looks around) This place is beautiful! No wonder Sawbuck wanted to come here...
TH: (Grumbling and attempting to look out of the window) I CANT see it!!!
RF: (lLifts him up) here ya go now look
TH: This is BORING!! It's just PLANTS!
RF: Oh shut up...
TH: (He bites Rafael's hand) LEMME GO!!!
RF: (Recoiling in pain) BAD SANCHEZ BAD!
TH: (Still biting) PUT!! ME!! DOWNNNN!!
RF: STOP BITING ME
TH: (He stops biting Rafael's hand, already having drawn blood) PUT ME DOWN NOW!!!
RF: (Drops him) THERE
TH: OWWW!! GRGgGGRGhgrgh... (He climbs back up onto his seat and starts pouting)
(Grumbling to himself) Stupid Rafael... Dropped me.. Dumb flowers... Dumb plants.. rggrhgh...
NR: Sanchez, behave, and I'll give you Mac n' Cheese later. (He exits the car)
TH: (Huffily) FINE...

- Rafael and Norem walk into the gardens, looking around for Sawbuck -

SW: (Taking some pictures of the flowers, not hearing the cries for him)
NR: (Walks up behind him) Hey Saw!
SW: Oh, Norem! Hi... sorry to just walk off like that. I'm trying to find myself...
NR: (He takes a look around) I see.. this place is really beautiful.
SW: Yeah, nice place to detox...
Sooo uh, what do you need?
NR: Well, I wanted to warn you that the hotel may be under siege by Irene right now. We might have to fight them soon, and I'll need your help
All of the billiards crew is there, and that includes Irene herself.
SW: H-h-h-help?!? FIGHTING IRENE?! I don't know man...
RF: It would be smarter if we all fought together, because she won't stop till she gets us all!
NR: Come on man, we need you.
SW: Okay, fine! But I better not get hurt!
NR: I'll do my best to make sure that doesn't happen.
TH: (Shouting from the car) HURRY UP!!!!
RF: (Shouting back) Yes FINE! (Normal voice) Let's go, Sawbuck, you can ride in the front and I'll sit in the back with Sanchez
SW: Got it, thanks!
NR: (Once they arrive at the car, they all hop in whilst Norem starts the engine) Alright, buckle up everyone, we're going to end this once and for all.
-~ The four begin their journey back to the hotel. They arrive once the night passes ~-
Part 65: Lost in Chaos

-~ Still wandering the streets, Lulenski has yet to give up the search for Rafael. The others, however, went to bed and are still sleeping ~-
LU: (Struggling to keep pulling herself along) Rafael... where... Where did you go....
- Suddenly, a bright white light fills lulenski's field of view -
LU: (She dives over to the side of the road) GEEZ WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
-~The car screeches to a halt and a familiar blue and white face hops out~-
RF: LULENSKI AHHH! YOUR OKAY! I'm so sorry about the car! You know Norem,, he's quite the reckless driver and- you don't look so well... have you been up all night?
LU: R-rafael?! I've been looking for you for so long!!
RF: Yes, I'm sorry, but they're looking for me! They want me DEAD!
LU: I know, and I swear, i WON'T let that happen
RF: (He hugs her) Lulenski.. I'm not too sure, Irene will stop at NOTHING to get us...
TH: (Shouting from inside the car) CAN YOU HURRY UP AND GET INSIDE ALREADY!?!?
RF: (He sighs) Come on, let's go, Sanchez
said it's time to get a move on
LU: Well.. okay, then..
(She follows Rafael into the car)
NR: Ah, there you are. Apologies for almost turning you into roadkill.
LU: It's fine, I guess..
RF: Come on, we need to get ready for this. Do you think your other friends could help?
LU: Not really.. They're not exactly willing to take the risk.
TH: (Butting into the conversation) As they SHOULD be. She is a MENACE and the world will REJOICE when I rid the world of her. I HATE her so MUCH!!
LU: Yeesh... you kinda sound like her..
TH: (Outright snapping) WHAAAAAT?!? I DO **NOT!!!** **TAKE THAT BACK!! TAKE THAT BACK AT ONCE!!!!!!**
RF: (Intensely grasps Sanchez) (Through his teeth) YOU BETTER NOT BITE AT MY GIRLFRIEND OR NO MORE MAC AND CHEESE EVEEERRR
TH: (He struggles to escape Rafael's hold, ignoring his threat and baring his rows of teeth at Lulenski and screeching) **TAKE!! IT!!! BAAAACK!!!! TAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACK!!! I AM NOTHING AT ALL LIKE HER!!!!**
LU: Wha- No I won't take it back your acting just like her!!
RF: I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THIS CAR IF YOU DON'T CALM DOWN SANCHEZ
TH: (His eyes are wild with rage) ***IIIII AAAAAM NOOOOT!!!! I AM NOTHING LIKE HER AND I NEVER WILL BE!!!!***
SW: Sanchez, Rafael, CALM DOWN!
TH: (Biting Rafael) LET ME GO!!!!!
RF: (In a panic he throw Sanchez out of the car) AHHHHHK WHY YOU BITE ME
TH: (Tumbles onto the road screaming)
RF: STOP THE CAR NOREM
NR: (He screeches to a halt) PICK HIM UP RIGHT NOW
RF: (Scrambles out of the car and picks up Sanchez) AHHHHH ARE YOU ALRIGHT I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY THROW YOU
TH: (He's a bit bruised and still quite angry) I'm FINE!!!
RF: You NEED to be nicer and more respectful to both me and Lulenski! And for that matter EVERYONE! (He slithers back to the car and sets him down in) BEHAVE NOW!
NR: (He is eating a bowl of Macaroni) You two good now?
TH: (Silently fuming whilst staring hungrily at Norem's mac and cheese)
RF: Remember what I said, no more mac and cheese for you, and yes we're good now Norem, lets get ready to fight the president.
NR: (He finishes the mac) Gotcha. (He puts the car in drive and continues along the road)