AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 70-72: A best Friend's..., Sardi's Best..., Victor's Worst...

part 70 A Best Friend's Confession

-~elsewhere in the state penitentiary~-

DR: (walking up to a tempered glass booth with a phone)
AB: (sitting down on the other side of the glass, holding the phone)
DR: hey
im around a third of the way done paying your bail
AB: (he scowls) Why are you doing this? Since when have I done something nice for you, let alone bail you out of prison?
DR: (he sighs) its because... its.. its.. (he sighs again) i guess i feel bad...
AB: ...Well..
Thank you, I guess.
But I'm not worth the effort.
DR: (Slams his fist on the table) YES YOU ARE!
AB: And what makes you say that?
DR: It because I LOVE YOU ILL ADMIT IT I DO (he begins crying)
AB: (he stares at his sobbing friend, perplexed)
DR: (sobbing into his hands) its TRUE...
All this time without you ive HATED! I always thought I didn't like your annoyingness and your often brutal way of acting but now i see I DOOOOO
AB: I... I love you too, Sam.
DR: wait... wait- you do?
AB: For as long as I can remember.
DR: are... are you serious?!? Your really love me?
AB: (he nods) And I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything I did to you.
DR: im sorry for abandoning you IM SORRY!!
AB: I forgive you, Sam. I really do.
DR: all is forgiven. Im getting you outta here sooner now, because i want to give you a hug
AB: Alright then. See you soon, Sam..
DR: Cya soon. (He hangs up, gives him a little wave and leaves)

––In the costal regions of Noremfor, Norem finally returns home after such a long time––

NR: (he sighs) Well, that's a wrap. (He goes to his shelf and grabs a picture frame, here, he puts a picture of Saw, Rafael, Sanchez, and him inside, and hangs it up on his wall) I'm gonna miss those guys. It was surely quite a roundabout path.

(he eats some sausages then grabs his carkeys, getting ready to go for a drive)
Time to get some fresh air
(He gets in his 1986 Ford Mustang GT, and lowers the convertible roof. He starts the car, and begins to drive, putting on some Fleetwood Mac on the radio. The Sun begins to set, as he takes the scenic route through the mountains)

— the next day, in the mountains of sardiniastan, sanchez has finished burying irene in a makeshift grave, complete with a picture frame he looted from the storefront, and cheap plastic flowers. after struggling to light a match, it finally catches, and he throws it onto her grave, watching the flames grow with a triumphant smile on his face —

TH: HA! take THAT! you can't do ANYTHING to me now!
(he starts laughing, almost hysterically, as the flames engulf the entire grave)
AHAHAHA!! HHAHAHAHA!! NOTHING! YOU CAN DO NOTHING!
HAHAHAHA... HAH..
(after a few hours, the flames die out, as well as his victorious laughter, slowly devolving into sobbing)
(he lumbers back towards the cabin, shivering with cold as tears stream down his face)

-~back home, somewhere in the streets at night, two lovestruck parters wander around the dark city~-

TN: how much longer....
PM: We'll be there in a *minute,* okay?
TN: yes okay...

— they keep walking, and, lo and behold, they arrive at the entrance to the furthest ring in a minute. —

TN: what is this place...
PM: It's my home, silly.
TN: hrnnnggg... i dont feel so good,..
PM: (he sighs) I told you this place wasn't meant for mortals...
TN: hernnnnnbgggg i think i can make it...
PM: (he mutters to himself, continuing on into the furthest ring)
TN: (she struggles to follow him, as if a mysterious force was pushing her out)
PM: (he turns towards her) Do you need some help?
TN: I think... your world... doesn't want... me here
PM: (he grabs her hand, pulling her along) It'll get over it. We're not that far now.
TN: okay.... this place is so weird...

— eventually the pressure on tenn releases as they enter a clearing, trash and feathers scattered around —

PM: (he scowls) They didn't even bother to clean up.. great.
TN: (woozily) who's "they"...
PM! My, er... "friends."
BZ: (snoozing like a blob on her back) (mumbles) i sense intruders...
NY: (furiously typing away on a laptop) s'probably your imagenation
NC: No... I feel it too
NY: norem, you 'n me needa have a talk y'know that
NC: What about?
NY: (scoffs) whatevs (continues typing)
BZ: maybe im feeling that 100 piece mcnugget i ate guhh...
NC: That might be it, yeah...
NY: i cant believe you didn' share with me...
BZ: do I look like I share my food?
NY:     IIIII wouldve shared!!!
NC: Do I need to forcefully make you share next time?
NY: DO IT DO IT DO IT
BZ: yeah probably because I shouldn't being eating this much... its starting to show...
TN: (stumbling around) what are these things? all i see is blurry!!
NY: HEY WHO IS THAT THING
BZ: oh no oh no oh NO
NC: Oh for K'raist's sake... (He freezes Tenn and pushes her outside)
Go thaw her Blaze.
BZ: thanks noremitius, but PIZZAMAN WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
PM: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? She has nowhere else to stay!!
NC: Well she can't stay here! (he shuts the door)
BZ: yeah this place is for ethereal beings ONLY!! And you my "friend" are on the VERGE of bring KICKED OUT!!
NY: (stops typing) ummmm i dont really think its a *good* idea to maik him mad....
BZ: (head snaps around) does it look like I care?
PM: (the air crackles with green energy as he seethes) So you're just going to leave her on the streets!? Just like that?
BZ: oh pssh please I control her pizzaman
I wouldn't keep her there
NC: Ugh, fine (he throws some money at Pizzaman) Here is some cash, now go fine a place to stay and get out.
BZ: yeah cool your jets pizza boy
NY: (cowers behind laptop)
PM: FINE! (he snatches the money and storms out, slamming the door behind him quite harshly)