AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Part 44-46: We need..., Dinner!..., An unexpected kiss...

Part 44: We Need To Frolic In The Waterpark.

-~they walk over to astrowife, Rafael, and Lulenski~-
AD: honey, could you help us with something?
AW: yes of course! What do you need?
AD: well, sardi found a kid, and we need help finding his parents.
SR: (holds up Sanchez) look at him, he's so goofy!
RF: ...
Great....
TH: (being held up, a dejected look on his face, not even bothering to fight back)
AD: do you recognize him, rafael?
RF: uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... welll uhhhh
AD: oh, its fine if you don't, i think we should focus on finding his parents for now though
RF: (mumbles) its mine....
AD: er- what was that?
RF: that is of my man child, he is 23 not 5, as you may think...
AD: (bewildered) oh..
RF: hand him over please...
SR: (gives him the man child)
TH: (limp in his arms)
AD: Well- I guess that's that then..
SR: (to Rafael) you should watch over him better, its like he was trying to kill me!
RF: haha... yeah...
haha.. Yeah...
— meanwhile back at the gate —
NR: (He had watched the whole thing happen, not doing anything to help out Sanchez. He felt guilty, seeing Sardi's compassion shine, and decided that it was best if he just left them alone for a while. He exited the Waterpark.)
— back with the others —

TH: (he starts loudly sobbing)
RF: (face palms)
SR: well... um... i bet dave misses me im going back to the pool....
LU: yeesh, what's wrong with him?
RF: ohhhh many things are... im not the best dad... but he was like this before i got him
LU: and you said you found him in a dumpster, right?
RF: eyup
LU: (muttering to herself) huh.. humans are weird..
RF: alrighttt (in an effort to shut Sanchez up, he gives him a bottle to drink from and sighs) (in spanish) i really need to get you behavior correction or something...
TH: (he drinks from the bottle hastily, shutting up for now)
RF: (back in english) it is of very easy getting him to be quite when he had his favorite drink
LU: errrr.. i seee....
-~Sanchez, Rafael, Lulenski, and the rest of Astrodude's family spend the next few hours at the waterpark~-
— eventually it gets late, and it's time for the waterpark to close —
AD: NOOOO I DONT WANNA GOOOOO
AW: (dragging him out) stop being such a baby, we have to leave
AD: please please... i dont wanna....
AW: pull yourself together! we can go some other time!
AD: (sniffling and getting up) okay.....
SR: (following behind them with dave) can we get dinner now...
DV: yeah, im hungry..
AW: (she sighs) just order it at the hotel, i'm too tired to deal with anything else (she glares at astrodude)
AD: its not my fault my parents never took me to a water park
SR: i never went to a waterpark and im not fussing around to leave though...
AW: see? even sardi is behaving better than you.
AD: (embarrassed, he snaps out of it) (quietly) okay lets just get going...
— they make their way to the hotel. dave and sardi stop by the cafeteria while astrodude and astrowife head to their room —

Part 45: Dinner! Again! For the Fifth Time!

SR: (walks up to the order window) hello, can we get uuhhhh
DV: (he chimes in) two goat sandwiches and a pizza!
SR: annnnnd two hot chocolate and like 4 kebabsss and...
DV: make that two pizzas!
EG: uhuh uhuh uhuh, BISCUITS ARE YOU GETTING ALL THIS?!?
BQ: (shouting back) YEAH I THINK SO!!
DV: i think that should be all!
EG: dat will be uhhhh (gets a calculator out and messes with it for about 2 minutes) like around 224.300 pilchards okay?
DV: eeeuhhh.. what's that in dollars?
EG: (does more calculations) ehhh bouta 20 dollars
DV: oh! okay then! (he hands eggs twenty bucks)
EG: yeah thanks, dat will be out soon
DV: alright! come on, lets go sit down, sardi!
SR: yup! (She sits downs at a table with dave)
that was really fun at the waterpark right?
DV: mhm! it kind of freaked me out when the weird fish guy tried to attack you, though
SR: yeah, why do people always have to attack me...
DV: yeah, youre just like one of them! i dont see the point of it.
SR: sometimes i wonder if there really is something bad about me, that people dont want me around...
DV: well, i'll always want you around! and if other people have a problem with it, that's too bad.
SR: heh, thanks dave. Dont you think its weird though, that we got a mysterious invitation here, then we are attacked??
DV: yeah, but didn't it say it was from nasa?
SR: hmmmm yeah, but it was very poorly made...
DV: well, there's a very likely chance they've been slacking off ever since hustun got fired..
SR: yeah... um, have you seen kevin lately? I had him back before we got breakfast yesterday...
DV: err.. no! not at all! i hope hes fine..
SR: ...
Yeahhhhhhh
EG: (approaches the table holding a bunch of trays of food)
DV: oh! thank you!
EG: how you eat so much food you must be related to biscuits somehow
DV: errr.. i dont think so..
BQ: I HEARD THAT
SR: (shrugs) maybe... i dont know who im related to sooo
EG: what evah, enjoy your food (he trots away)
DV: eeuh, thanks, i guess..