AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 60-63: Where the Heck..., Questions..., Pizza... Cards with...

Part 60 Where the Heck is Sawbuck!?

DV: (Closing the door behind them) Yeesh.. I didn't think she'd be THAT aggressive...
SR: She's mean but she's so pretty... more pretty than I'll EVER be!
AW: I don't think that's a president, that's an immature dictator!
AD: This poor country.. No wonder most of them have been acting weird towards us.
SR: Huh.. kinda glad- no wait- really glad I came to America, it's much nicer there, plus I met YOU GUYS!
LU: (Hushed yelling) Sardi, shut UP. We need to find Rafael and the others!
AD: (He sighs) We don't even know where they are...
LU: Well they AREN'T after us, so we can just look around
DV: (Defiantly) And who made you the boss!?
LU: (She grabs Dave by the collar and shouts through her teeth) I'm the BOSS because I'm taking INSINUATIVE!
DV: (Pushing her back) Let GO of me! and it's INITIATIVE!!
LU: It means... I'M TAKING CHARGE! (She shoves back at him)
DV: (Stepping away from her) Ugh! why are you so bossy!
LU: Why are you so disagreeable!
SR: (Shooing them away from each other) Stop fighting! It is doing none of us any good!
DV: Ffffiiinee..
AD: I think it's a good idea, what Lulenski came up with, I agree with her
AW: I don't see why we should get tangled up in this. Sure, he's her boyfriend, but then again, he's hiding from the dictator herself
LU: Hhnrgggg..
SR: I'll help you Lulenski...
DV: To be honest, you were kind of a jerk, but I'm still gonna help you
AD: Yeahhh uhh sardi... I don't know if I want you to do this...
AW: Yeah, this is an incredibly risky situation
LU: (Mockingly) waaaah wwaaaah its to scawwy don't do it boo hoo (Normal voice) MAN UP GEEZ! Seriously this is IMPORTANT!
DV: Yeah, who knows what they're gonna do to him!
AD: Alright... if you say so....
AW: (Huffily) Fine.. but just- don't get hurt, if you can..
LU: Yeah, yeah of course we won't, now come on! Let's search!

-~The 5 began inauspiciously searching the town for their 3 friends~-
— Meanwhile, in the storefront —

NR: Alright, we're here.
RF: Yes, annnnnd it looks like nobody's here...
NR: We should go in. (he opens the door)
TH: (Reluctantly following behind them, putting on a brave face)

-~They look around at the desolate building, until they spot a small, curious sardiniastan ball~-

CU: Where is everybody?? They promised not to leave me behind this time!
RF: Um... who are you?
CU: Oh! im- uh- Cue! Y-yes! A very VERY official member of this here.. uhh.. crew, yes!
NR: (He glares at him) Hmm.... is that so (His eyes narrow)
CU: (Nervous grin) ...Yeeeep...
RF: Give Sanchez Hachara, just in case, even though he doesn't REALLY seem like a threat...
CU: Huh? I'm- I'm plenty of a threat! yeah! They're scared of me, that's why they left me behind!
RF: You look like a nerd, and like, I would know
CU: (In a squeaky voice) AM NOT!!!
RF: Sheesh dude, how old are you?
CU: (Mumblimg) S-seventeen...
NR: If you were really one of them, I would have remembered seeing you around
I used to be one of them, you know...
CU: (Gulps) R-really?? U-ummmm..
GAH! W-whatever! I can totally beat you up anyway! I mean you literally have a weird lookin' baby with you so who's to say I can't?!
NR: Really now? (He pulls out his firework launcher) Would you like to test that theory?
CU: a-AH! I'M SORRY! DON'T HURT ME!
RF: Don't kill him! He can't do anything...
NR: (Hs puts it away and chuckles) As I thought... So why are you really here?
CU: I-i-i-I just like hanging out here, they're so cool, please don't shoot me..
TH: (Snarling) I should CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!! I AM NOT A WEIRD LOOKING BABY!!
CU: (Shrinking back) Eeeeee please don't.....
RF: (Restraining Sanchez) No you WON'T Señor, he might have info we need!!
NR: Wait... where did everyone else go?
RF: yeah you're right....
TH: LET ME *GO!!!*
CU: T-t-t-they went to the hotel... something about revenge or s-som-something...
NR: The hot– Oh dear God...
That means they're LOOKING FOR US!
TH: (Practically screeching) I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
CU: (tearing up) P-please let me go.. I don't want to die just yet...
RF: Oh no... OH NO OH NO NONONO LULENSKI'S THERE THEY BETTER NOT HURT MY DARLING FLOWER! IF THEY LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON HER (Uncharacteristically aggressively) I WILL TEAR THEM TO SHREAAAAADS
NR: Yeah sure, whatever (He flicks his hand) go run along now
CU: (Scrambles off)
TH: GIVE ME HACHARA! GIVE ME HER RIGHT NOW!
NR: Sure, whatever (He tosses him the axe)
RF: Don't THROW IT AT HIM WHEN I'M HOLDING HIM!
TH: (He struggles with it for a bit then pries himself out of Rafael's grip, running after Cue, screaming his head off)
RF: SANCHEZ GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOWWWW!
TH: (Trips and falls, Hachara clattering on the floor)
NR: Oh brother... (He follows them)
RF: (Calming down) Oh, you silly little thing... (He scoops up Sanchez and puts him back in the basket and picks up the axe)
TH: (He claws at the confines of his basket prison) NOOAOAUUGHH!! LET ME OUT!!!!
RF: Once you grow up, you can be free from the basket
NR: But he's 23...
RF: Does he act like a 23 year old?
NR: He will someday...
(He sighs)
RF: So what's our plan if Irene is after us, and we're after Irene?
NR: We gotta find Sawbuck, and then take her down. But it's gonna be difficult since Irene brought everyone with her this time.
TH: STOP SAYING HER NAME!! I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!
NR: Good. Keep hating her, because we're going to kill her.
Right Rafael?
RF: That's right. Also, I'm pretty sure I heard Sawbuck saying he was going to the botanical gardens down south a bit to get some "peace of mind"
TH: (Biting at the walls of the basket in an attempt to chew a hole out)
NR: Then we shall go there.
(He looks at Sanchez) HEY!
(He slaps him) cut it out will you?
TH: (He hisses and bares rows upon rows of sharp teeth) DON'T TOUCH ME!
NR: (He sighs)whatever, let's go.
TH: (He stares defiantly at norem, then turns on his side, grumbling quietly)
RF: I think the city he is in is Río Robar del Norte, maybe del Sur. I don't remember which one...
NR: Gotcha. (he turns on his phone) Hey Suri, give me directions to Río Robar del Norte Botanical Gardens.
Suri: Starting route to Río Robar del Norte Botanical Gardens
-~The 3 drive off into the distristance to find Sawbuck~-