AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 37-39: Venting Anger, Where's the Beast, Snowball

Part 37 Venting Anger..

AW: (looking threw her bathing suits) which ones... which one should i wear...
AD: oh, quit being so picky, you'd look good in any of them!
AW: yeah but, which one do i look best in?? The lavender one or the orchid one!!?
AD: (he takes a moment to think)
Theee.. lavender?
AW: yeah no, lets go with orchid (she swiftly puts the swim suit on)
AD: oh, come on..
BT: (calling up Astrodude)
AD: (picking up) hey, tony! what's up?
BT: so you said you had a goose right...?
AD: er- yes?
BT: yeah well, is it brown, kinda chubby, gotta big bum on its nose...?
AD: Pretty much..
BT: whats its name?
AD: kevin!
BT: (to the goose in the yard) here kevin kevin kevin!!!
KV:honk!! (She waddles up to him)
BT: yeah your goose came home
AD: oh- he did? strange.. well, at least we won't have to deal with extra airport security..
BT: oh you such a cute littlw kevin yes you are! I could just stritch your tiny little head forever cuz your such a cutie pootuti yes you are!
AD: ahem.. well, how's victor?
BT: oh you're so cute i could just eat you up, but i wont because your daddy will kill me and- oh uh, hes uh, very antisocial, kinda just keeping to himself, but he and my employee, Tenn seem to get along well!
AD: oh? really? that's great! i've never actually seen him get along with someone..
BT: im not one to parent your kid but, i would recommend talking to him a bit more
AD: i've tried, believe me..
BT: (sighs) well thats all i needed cya soon!
AD: alright! see you! (he hangs up)
BT: (still petting kevin) your a cutie, im surprised you flew all the way back here yourself
KV: honk honk honk!
BT: (he sighs and puts kevin down) ill be back for you cutie pie later (he walks up to astroson's room) (enters the room) heyyy kid whats up
AS: (jumping slightly) Oh- um- hi, Uncle Tony.. I'm doing fine..
BT: can we talk? Just about, anything?
AS: (he pauses, but hesitantly nods)
BT: sooooo, what are you interested these days, still interested in space stuff?
AS: Kind of..
BT: (he pauses if he has anything else to say for a moment) anything else
AS: Nnoooo, not really..
BT: i see. Can i talk to you about your feelings to your parents?
AS: Uhhmmhmm.. sure, I guess...
BT: great (he grabs a chair and sits down) so i know that you guys don't have the best relationship, so why do you think that is
AS: (he hesitates, as if he's afraid someone might overhear)
I.. I guess they were always a bit too busy for me, so.. I just assumed they.. hated me.
BT: and what makes you think that?
AS: I don't know.. I know they care about me, but..
I think I was just too angry to see that.
BT: do you have.. a coping mechanism for your anger?
AS: (he shrugs without saying a word)
BT: well, when i was your age, I didn't have a great relationship with my parents and neither did your dad. When i was angry at my parents, i wrote about in a journal, and when i was really REALLY angry, i could write for hours. And then i could look back about what i was angry about, then grow from it.
AS: I don't think I have any notebooks...
BT: well thats an easy fix, we can find one on amazon or something, whats your favorite color? (He pulls out his phone and begins searching)
AS: umm.. I like green..
BT: dark or light green?
AS: (he sighs) Dark green.
BT: annnnnd ordered!!! It will be here first thing tomorrow morning! Thanks for talking to me victor, (he gets up and goes to the door) love you kid. (He leaves)

Part 38 Where's the beast?!

-~back in hotel in Sardiniastan~-
SW: (sitting on the bed rocking back in forth) its.. its a menace...
NR: Oh yeah, Saw, this is Sanchez, and this is Rafael (he introduces them)
SW: why is the tiny one SO HYPER
TH: (swinging hachara around, a few lamps shattering on the floor)
NR: SANCHEZ WHAT THE HELL
RF: (defeated) theres no use..
NR: (He sighs) we need to find Sanchez a better place to train...
TH: I'M FINE THANK YOU!! I SPENT THE FIRST NINE YEARS OF MY LIFE DOING THAT!
NR: You do realize I have to pay for the damages right?
SW: (hiding under the blankets now) im not paying...
RF: (sighs) i will.. im used to this.. (he manages to scoop of Sanchez as he took a moment to speak to norem)
TH: HEYYY!! LET ME GOOO!!
RF: (struggling with the man child) i gotta put this.. on... (he eventually gets the eyepatch over the scar where his eye used to be)
NR: Okay then. (He turns towards Saw, then back to the others)
Everyone, we are gonna need to come up with a game plan to infiltrate the HQ and take down the beast. We can't just waltz in not knowing what we are doing.
TH: (uselessly tearing at the eyepatch) AAAUUGHH I HATE THIS THING!!
RF: (shushing Sanchez) stop it- So whats your game plan??
NR: Well I'm thinking that we could first disable their power grid by cutting power to their breaker. This'll make it so it's dark inside, not to mention it'll disable any cameras. Then we sneak up to positions around the President's office, and simultaneously break inside and corner her.
RF: and how does this get us closer to the beast?
NR: The president is the beast, no?
TH: NOOO!! YOU GOT IT SOOO WROOONGGG!!!
NR: (leaning in)Tell me more then, there is something that's unclear to me
TH: THE BEAST IS A HIDEOUS CREATURE DISGUISED AS A NORMAL SARDINIASTAN BALL!! AND SHE ATE ALL THE CROPS OR WHATEVER THIRTY TWO YEARS AGO AND **ITS MY DESTINY TO STOP HERRR!!!!**
NR: I was under the assumption that your mom was the beast, huh.
(He scratches his head) Dang uh...
TH: WHY WOULD SHE BE MY MOM??? THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
NR: Well we gotta find this thing somewhere
Well I was sent to this country to kill her so I assumer that they were the same.
(He pauses abruptly)
I need more information about this.
TH: SHE IS HIDEOUS!!! ABSOLUTELY THE WORST CREATURE YOU'D EVER LAY YOUR EYES ON!!
I THINK IN THE PICTURE SHE WAS WEARING A BOW?? PURPLE, OR SOMETHING.
NR: ...
(his eyes are wide, as he has come to the realization of who Sanchez has mentioned)
Sanchez, get your axe, I know exactly where she is (he grabs his machete and firework launcher)
TH: YOU DO?!? HACHARA DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?
HC: (inanimate as ever)
TH: I KNOW!!!
RF: what you do?!? Lets get going!!
SW: i-i-ill stay here....
TH: (grabbing hachara) LETS GO LETS GO LETS GOOOO!!!
NR: (He exits the room and breaks down the door to Sardi's room with the machete) HANDS UP NOW!!!
LU: (shrieks)
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?
NR: WHERE IS SHE?!?! WHERE THE HELL IS SARDI?!?!?
TH: (lowering hachara) eeehh??! LIES!!! you LIE!!!
RF: Norem stop!!
NR: Huh?
RF: thats my girlfriend!
TH: AAAUUUGHGGG!! YOU ARE A LIAR!!!
NR: OH, uh, my apologies miss. (Norem puts away his weapons)
LU: why... why do you want sardi...
NR: That's not important. Do you know where she is?
LU: uhh you busted into my room with axes and machetes screaming for her, i think i should know why you want her....
NR: (thinking) Damnit! I gotta make up a reason. Let me see...
(speaking) She uhhh, is wanted on 47 high criminal charges in the United States and im here to protect her from the police!
(thinking)please work...
LU: So this whole trip was a set up to deport her?!?
NR: I cannot disclose that information ma'am, sorry. What I can say is that this place isn't safe for her right now, and we gotta know where she is going before it's too late.
LU: (scoffs) thank goodness. (She pushes out norem and pulls Rafael in) now you two go and leave me be, ill keep sardi nice and unsafe, and this guy is staying with me.
NR: ... (He walks away)
RF: hehehehehehe.... of thanks for givings me a break from them, they can be of very intense.
LU: nooo problem! Want to come to the waterpark with me and the group im with?
RF: oh yesing!! I never of go to waterpark before, it fun will be!!!
LU: awesome!!! We should be ready to go as soon as Dave and Sardi return... whenever that is..

Part 39 Snowball

- meanwhile, in the president's office -
IR: (absolutely raging, throwing things, and screaming)
CB: hey cool it doll, you really need to pull yourself together !
IR: HOW CAN I POSSIBLY CALM DOWWN??!?
CB: uhhhh... do you want.. a popsicle?
IR: NO I DON'T WANT A (dolphin noise)NG POPSICLE!!!
CB: uhhhh, icecream? I know chicks like icecream
IR: I. DON'T. WANT. ICECREAM!!! (she flips her desk, contents spilling out)
CB: (he backs away) whats even bothering you??
IR: EVVERYTHING!!! THIS IDIOTIC TEAM OF MINE HAS FAILED AT EVERY. SINGLE. TASK. I'VVE GIVEN THEM!!! AT LEAST SNOWBALL WAS COMPETENT ENOUGH TO FUFILL HER ORDERS BUT THE REST OF YOU??? WWORTHLESS!!!
CB: s-sorry Irene...
IR: SPEAKING OF SNOWWBALL.. WWHERE IS SHE?? I DEMAND THAT SHE BE HERE RIGHT NOWW!!!!
CB: (gets on loudspeaker system) Snowball, please come to Irene's office immediately...
SB: (the door swings open, and snowball steps in)
IR: THERE YOU ARE!!! WWHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!?!?
SB: (she looked shifty) I was busy.
IR: OHH, ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE BUSY NOWW?!??
SB: (she takes a moment to think)
Yes. Yes I was.
IR: OH COME ON!! THAT IS SUCH (DOLPHIN NOISE)!! IF I DIDN'T KNOWW BETTER I WWOULD-
SB: (she grabs irene by the collar and pulls her close. the brim of snowballs hat obscures crowbars view of what was happening between the two, but eventually irene stumbles out of snowballs grip, her white stripe bright red)
IR: (flustered) Aha.. ermm.. Crowwbar, you are dismissed..
CB: errr okay... (he walks out, semi embarrassed)