AFAAOCSAAABAS Act 2

Parts 40-43: Unexpected Kindness, Getting to..., A tiny nuisance.

Part 40 unexpected kindness

-~somewhere wondering the streets~-
SR: uhhhg one of these, just one, of these stores need to sell swimsuit in your sizeeeee
DV: bleehhh.. i hate this.. every store we go to is so rude to us..
SR: yeah, its like, do you WANT us to spend our money at your store??
DV: (he nudges sardi) theres another store, should we go there?
SR: worth a shot...
- they enter, expectations considerably low -
Floor man: hello there! How may i help you two?
DV: hi, could you help us find a bathing suit in..
what was my size again, sardi??
SR: uhhhhhh xxx... uhhh (counting on her fingers) xx... L
Floor man: oh my... um, im sure we have some, they would be in the back though, so pick one out you like then ill check in the back for one in your size
DV: (somewhat surprised) oh! okay then! come on, let's go!!
(he grabs sardis hand, and they go off in search of a bathing suit)
SR: oh my gosh, he was... actually nice!
DV: yeah, that was pretty surprising!
SR: i dont understand why people have to be so mean to us, like bro let us live our life and your live yours, anyways, find anything good?
DV: (he holds up a pair of swim trunks) will these do?
SR: (her eyes aglow) OMC THOSE WOULD LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUUUUUU
DV: (he blushes) awww, thanks!
Floor man: ooh i see you picked one out, should i go grab that from the back?
DV: please do!
Floor man: im on it, be back in a few! (He walks into the employee's only area)
DV: woww.. i dont think i can believe it..
SR: believe what?
DV: he was so NICE!!!
SR: its sad that we find it surprising when people treat us like normal balls!!
DV: yeahh..
Floor man: (walking back with the swimsuit neatly folded in his hands) look what i found!!!
DV: omg!! thank you so much! where do we pay?
Floor man: follow me (he goes to the check out and scans the swim trunks) that will be 34.100 pilchard please
DV: ummm.. whats pilchard?
Floor man: well, its the currency here, so what do you guys use, pesos, bolívars, dollars, euros...
DV: dollars! i don't know what all those others are...
Floor man, alright that will be 35 dollars then
DV: (he fumbles around with his wallet and gives him the 35 bucks)
Floor man: thanks and have a nice day!!
DV: you too!!!
SR: (whispering to dave as they walk out) that guy was SO NICE like WHATTT, but also we need to high tail it back to the others
DV: (whispers back) where even is the water park???
SR: lets just go back to the hotel and ask
DV: hopefully they're still there..
SR: yeah, hopefully, Astrodude was pretty excited... (the two walk back to the hotel)

Part 41: There's No Use Fighting An Idiot..

- meanwhile at the hotel, sanchez is raging while norem is absolutely NOT dealing with it -
TH: (ripping his eyepatch off and stomping on it) STUPID STUPID STUPID!!! I SHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN MY HOPES SO HIGH UP!! I ONLY HAVE ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE AND THAT IS TO **FAIL!!!!**
NR: ... (he sighs as Sanchez is completely losing it, not even attempting to quell his anger)
Sanchez, look. (He grabs Sanchez) your one purpose in life is to not accept failure as an option. We will get another chance, I know it.
TH: (his one eye burns with fury) GGRHRGGH!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU KNEW WHERE SHE WAS!! AND YOU WERE WROOONGGG!!!
NR: She was literally in the room right next to ours earlier this morning, she probably went somewhere.
(He hands Sanchez his eyepatch)Why do you hate wearing this thing? You look badass with it!
TH: it's STUPID!! i can see out of this eye JUST FINE.
NR: Right, then try to open it.
TH: ...
NR: (he smirks) I thought so.
TH: ggRRAAGGHHH!! WHATEVER!! I'M NEVER WEARING THIS!! (he throws the eyepatch into the garbage bin)
NR: (He picks it up and tries it on for a second, before putting it inside his hat) In any case, the beast could potentially be returning to the hotel soon, so be on the lookout for it.
TH: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?? ABOUT MY MISSING EYE????!
NR: (he looks out the window) No, not necessarily.
TH: WHATEVER!! HRGRHRGH.. (he grabs hachara, although his grip isn't as strong as before. he begins swinging her around in anger, narrowly missing norem's hat and shattering yet another lamp)
NR: WAIT HOLD ON, SANCHEZ, THEYRE WALKING IN RIGHT NOW! THEYRE HERE!
TH: THEY'RE WHAT??? (he pushes norem out the way, struggling to detect sardi)
WHERE IS SHE?? WHERE!!?
NR: (He points down towards the hotel entrance, where Dave and Sardi are about to enter)
TH: oh there it i- AAAUUGHH!! WHY IS IT SO *BIG?!??!!* WHAT IF IT EATS ME?!? (at this point sanchez has scrambled away from the window)
NR: She's just... erm. She's just morbidly obese Sanchez.
(He turns towards the door) Sanchez, you take the elevators, I'll take the stairwell, we gotta corner them so they don't escape.
(he darts towards the stairs and quickly descends)
TH: (he struggles to lift up hachara, and then makes his way to the elevators, tripping a few times)
- the two make it down to the first floor, sanchez being a bit worse for wear -
SR: ohh dave im so excited for the waterpark... forewarning, i get kinda slimy when im wet...
DV: weird.. but okay! thanks for the warning!
SR: eel things you knowww
DV: hehe, i know.
-~the two call the elevator down~-
TH: (grumbling to himself, then looking up. his eye struggles to perceive what's in front of him for a bit, but then, he realizes, and lunges at sardi with his axe)
SR: (not even paying attention, takes the blow) AGHHH WHAT THE HECK
NR: (He sees the fight ensue, and blocks the exit)
TH: (he harmlessly bounces off, hachara landing on the floor with a thud)
DV: gahhh!! what is wrong with you?!
SR: well EXUCSE me sir, but I really don't appreciate that (she extends a hand to Sanchez to help him up)
TH: (he hesitates for a minute, inexplicably confused. he then reaches for hachara but fails to pick her up. he then resorts to screaming at her in spanish) GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BEAST!!!!
SR: (she cocks her head in confusion) what a peculiar little man...
NR: (mutters to himself) morbidly a beast...
(Badum tsk)
TH: YOUR TRICKS WILL NOT WORK ON ME FOUL BEAST!! (he fumbles around with
hachara, dropping her onto the floor over and over again)
GIVE ME A SECOND.. STAY RIGHT THERE..
SR: (starts rapidly clicking the elevator button)
- sardi and dave enter the elevator, while sanchez struggles to pick hachara up -
NR: (He throws his machete at the elevator button pad, breaking the buttons)
SR: (peaks out the elevator) Norem... what ARE you doing???
NR: I was told that you were the savage that caused famine in this land many years ago... (he pries the elevator doors open with his hands as they begin to shut)
TH: (uselessly struggling with his axe)
SR: uhhh.... famine? I havent been here since i was a toddler.... i dont think i did that...
TH: LIIIIEEESSS!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING BUT SHE'S SPEAKING LIIIEEES!!!!
NR: Sanchez, are you really sure this is the same person? (He looks back at Sanchez with confusion, as he begins to doubt himself. Sardi seems so nice and innocent, there is no way she could have done this)
TH: GRAAAHH!! I LOST MY EYE FOR THIS!! OF COURSE IT'S HER!! ASK TO SEE HER MONSTROUS DISGUSTING EEL JAW!!!
NR: (he turns towards Sardi) This guy tells me you have a monstrous appearance with the jaw of a giant eel
DV: how did he know?? its like your famous, sardi..
SR: oh this? (Shes shoots out here jaw) sorry if my breath smells bad, i have trouble brushing all these teeth..
Dave thats nuts i doubt it!
TH: (scrambling up) SEE?!? *SEE??!!!*
(he points at dave) LOOK AT HER HIDEOUS EELY GRIN!!!
NR: Yeah it's her all right (He pulls his machete from the button pad and thrusts it towards Sardi, skimming her and getting stuck in a wall)
DV: wha- HEY!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
NR: ... (he tries to pull it from the wall but it's jammed firm)
DV: (he grabs sardis hand and rushes over to the stairs)
NR: (the elevator doors shut on Norem as he struggles to pull his Machete out of the wall)
SANCHEZ, AFTER THEM
TH: (he manages to lift up hachara, albeit looking quite sickly) OKAY!! GOT IT!
(he rushes after them, but smacks into the doorway, falling to the floor)
euereughgh... (he passes out, having exhausted himself)
SR: (she looks at dave) what the heck just happened
DV: i have NO idea! lets get out of here and get to that waterpark QUICK!!
- Much later -
(finally gets his machete unstuck) There we go, not time to get out- (the elevator won't budge)
Huh? Aw come on!
-~ meanwhile; the two quickly rush to the room and see astrowife, Lulenski and Rafael waiting for them~-
DV: uh- can- can we get to the waterpark now?? please?
AW: yes that what we were waiting for, you too. Next time tell me or Astrodude before running off okay?
SR: yes got it..
DV: speaking of which- where is he??
AW: at the waterpark... frolicking like he is 5....
DV: whaaat?! without us?
AW: he is impatient... lets get going before he has all the fun without us
SR: (starting to panic and whispers to dave as the walk out of the building) I didn't think we could run out of fun!
DV: (whispers back, equally worried) we need to get there quick!!
SR: (in a normal voice) yes lets get a move on!!
- they quickly make their way to the waterpark, ignoring the unconscious sanchez and ominous sounds coming from one of the elevators -