Jake the typa guy to....
take a pink bubble bath with a shower cap
float to the kitchen when there is something being cooked that smells particularly good
say "scrub a dub dub" while doing the dishes
have birds fly around his head when he falls, gets hit, or gets dizzy
say "hey wise guy, what the big idea?!"
say "why I oughta" before saying the most vile shit he thinks he should do
have Zs float around while he sleeps
say me me me me me when he snores
have the "subject" box above the "
message" box when he texts
say "yourrrr... gonna wanna see this" when something crazy happens
say "now a silly one" when taking group pictures
be laughing with his friends and say "haha... I needed this...:)"
have smoke come out of his ears when he mad
go up to a shooter and say "this isn't you"
clap when a plane lands or a movie ends and the theater
say "om nom nom" while eating
pause midair when falling off a cliff
stay in one spot before actually moving when he tries to run away
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Fanfictionwill do: headcanons, mini stories about existing characters and implied characters (ex. Zander's dad, Sean's parents, ect.), anything about the music club, my opinions, ships will not do: Jake's "friends" (they make me uncomfortable), toxic hc's (r...
