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C.11 The Kid

Kai and Cole where out getting groceries because Nya told them to, they parked Coles car (because Kai isn't allowed to drive) in the parking lot and started to head in.

"You got the list right?" Kai asked well they walked in "what?! I thought you grabbed it??" Cole said worried "im joking buddy i got it" Kai laughed patting Cole on the back, seeing Kai smile made Cole smile as he pushed Kai off. "Ok so the first thing is.. eggs," Kai looked around and pointed "why do we have to do this.. cant we just jerk somewhere else?" Kai cried swigging his head back "jerk? You use alot of dad wording" Cole looked over at the whining fire ninja "i probably got it from your dad" Kai said picking up the eggs "oh ok... WAIT MY DAD?!" Cole yelled, Kai laughed and winked at Cole "I've talked to your dad before!" Kai pushed the cart. "Yeah like ones and month not even?!" Cole grabbed the list from Kai and stopped the cart "you scared he told me something about you~?" Kai teased crossing his arms "uhh, no! I just never see you with him thats all" Cole rushed threw the sentence "uh huh.. well-" Kai was cut off by a little boy.

"Are you guys dating?" The boy tugged on the bottom of Coles shirt, he looked around 5 and no mother was around, both of the ninja look down. "H-Huh?!" Kai said with pink in his cheeks, "uhm, are you guys dating because i see this show that my mama watches and its about two guys that want uh.." the kid stops to find the word "s..e..x?" He spelled it out "sex?" Kai said "SHH!" Cole grabbed Kais face "can you find my mommy please" the little boy asked.

Cole got down on his knees "yeah of course little man, whats her name?" The kid put his arms up "up up," Cole grabbed the kid and held him "her name is mommy," Cole got up off his knees still holing the kid, "oh, do you hear her get called anything else?" Cole asked and looked back at Kai, he was already looking at him with a smile "a bitch" the kid blurted out, Cole gave a frown "oh, by who?" The kid hugged Cole "my papa" Cole gave a sigh "alright lets find her.. but was your name?" Cole asked well he started to walk "my names Joan" Joan said turning to Kai "whats sex?" Joan asked, Kai looked at him in shock then at Cole "well-" Kai was cut off by the kid "do you guys do it?" Joan asked, Cole laughed then looked at Kai. His face was red like his sweater and he was still looking at the kid in shock, "Well! Uh!" Kai paused trying to think of what to say until they heard the Radio go off "Joan? Please come to the front where you first walked in! Baby its me mommy im at the front"

Cole turned around and started to walk to the front, Kai followed along behind still blushing and didn't say a thing, "if you guys both boy how does baby be made" the kid asked "that's something to ask your mama Joan" Cole smiled and patted Joans head.

When they got to the front they saw a woman run up to them, "MY BABY!!" Cole gave her the kid and she hugged her kid "you two are angels! Thank you so much, hows my Joan?" She asked her kid "mama there like the show you watch!" The kid smiled saying, she looked up at the two ninja and smiled "gosh how embarrassing, you two are adorable together I've seen you on TV. Your the ninja right?" She asked and grabbed her wallet "yes but we-" Cole was cut off by money in his face "take his for saving Ninjago and my kid! Gosh its so glad to see the Ninja are LGBTQ and more." She hugged them both at the same and put the money in Coles hand "thanks again!" She walked away with her kid smiling waving back at them.

Kai was red as red can be and looked at Cole, The earth ninja was already looking at him and he had pink in his cheeks. "Now is there something you need to tell me Kai?" Cole smirked then kissed Kai on the forehead "alright so we got the eggs, whats next.." Cole asked himself and Kai smiled and pulled his head down because of the height difference and kissed his lips before grabbing the list

"so, you didn't deny what the kid said huh?" Kai said as Cole looked down at him "uh.. about what?" Cole muttered "he asked if we had sex Cole and you said nothingg" Kai sang "well.. you kinda lied to the kid, poor dude.. now we gotta make it up don't we?" Kai winked "yeah if you want me to brake the bed and you.." Cole said under is breath "huh?" Kai asked not hearing him, "nothing just don't say i didn't warn you hm?" Cole messes up Kais hair, "YOU MOTHER-."