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Matt + reader headcanons

Kind of requested by: AverageKyleFan 

A/n: unlike Em and Ed I won't add Matt to the list. Mainly because I really don't know how to write for him. But I live to please do I'll do one quick one. Also, he's the same age as Gus so this is platonic!

-He insults you as a way to show his friendship.  But not in a genuinely mean way. It's more of calling you an idiot jokingly if you mess up. If you are hurt by it he stops immediately. Respect people's boundaries y'all.

-He is also pretty "Only I can insult them" So if someone (who isn't your friend) joins in on the insults. Bro is mad, while both you and the other person are like  "You were also doing it???"

-He keeps telling you not to go to his house but never expands on it. Once you finally go to his house, it's pretty clear why: Steve. Steve keeps embarrassing him in the way older siblings do. It's pretty funny for everyone but him.

-If you don't know about the whole "drama and power thing." He tries to keep it a secret. Like you do not need to know he almost got Luz and Gus killed.  But once you met Gus it's all over. Gus is telling you what he did while he's just dying from embarrassment in the corner.

-He asks more about the human realm. So he can tell the Human Appreciation Society (assuming he's not still just straight-up lying.) He also does what Gus did and brings you to the club room.)

-Sometimes he'll try to impress you but it always goes horribly wrong. Like if he ever got his hands on a skateboard he'd try to do a kickflip despite never trying it before. "Y/n watch this! I'm going to do a kickflip first try." Then he just falls flat on his face.

-He is such a loser (affectionate.) 

-Also if you were with him during new Hexside days he'd rant to you a lot. Mainly about how much he hates Boscha lmao.

-All and all despite him being annoying he's a pretty great friend.

A/n: Hope this is an okay subsite for Matt not being on the list!