You've cast a spell on me!

What did you say? Hunter x reader

Request from a Tumblr user: How do you think Hunter would react to his s/o being called 'stupid' or 'annoying' in public? :)

A/n: I'm assuming you wanted a one-shot? I'm so sorry if not!

You were showing Hunter the human realm wonder of a mall. You were surprised that despite him being in the human realm for months before you even met each other he hadn't gone to a mall. However, it is understandable considering he was more focused on making a portal back home.

"Y/n this place is huge! How are we supposed to find anything?" Hunter said, half-joking. "They have very... Unhelpful maps. I usually just wander around until I find the place I was looking for." Hunter didn't respond but you could tell that he was displeased with the unorganized nature of the mall. 

A store caught your eye. "Ooh, a Hot Topic!" "What's that?" "A store, it used to have a reputation for being cringy and emo, I can't dispute the cringe claims but it's more fandom-based now. There is a scary amount of Monster Slayer Academia and Sanrio merch." Hunter had no clue what you were saying but he seemed intrigued nonetheless.

"Can we go in?" "I thought we were going to eat? Not to disrespect your orders! I just want clarification." You frowned. "Hunter, hun, it's fine. I forgot where it was and just wanted to stop by on the way. We don't even have to go in." "No, I'm sorry we can't go in, I was just worried," Hunter said. The concerned look didn't leave your face.

You and your boyfriend walked into the Hot Topic. "Y/n, look, look!" Hunter suddenly said and pointed at something. Your eyes followed his finger. It landed on a Cosmic Frointer. "Oh, yeah this place has all types of fandom merch." "Can I get it?" "Of course." You said.

There was a lot more Cosmic Frontier than you thought there would be. And you had some money to burn, and nothing really caught your eye. Thankfully most of it was pretty dang cheap. "How much is this?" Hunter asked. "A little over 100 dollars." Hunter's mouth fell open. "Oh gosh- we- I can put some stuff back!" "No, it's fine. I'm not getting anything. We still have money left to eat. You know our date." You winked. Suddenly you heard people talking behind you. "Why are they being so lovey-dovey in public? Honestly, they're just annoying-" "What did you say about them?" Hunter asked, his time was light, but still had an overall threatening aura to it. 

"That you and you're partner are annoying." One of them said, clearly not having any self-preservation. While you had to stop yourself from yelling at them for calling Hunter annoying, you were more focused on stopping a fistfight from happening in Hot-Topic. "Hey, Hunter, we don't want to damage any of this merch right?" You sputtered out. Hunter's face didn't change from a scowl, and you were certain your pleas fell on deaf ears. "You're lucky they don't want me to fight you." Hunter shifted all the merch to one arm and put to finger to his eyes then pointed at them.

You also shifted the merch to your other arm. You grabbed his free arm and dragged him to the counter. While you were leaving Hunter was still visibly pissed. "You okay Hun?" "I'm just mad about what they said about you." "I'm mad about what they said about you too. How about we rant over a milkshake." Hunter paused then nodded. "That sounds nice to get away from those annoying people... I should have said they were the annoying ones! Dangit!"