Dragonfruit ~ Mini stories and one shots!

Fever?

DBK: I try not to ask you for much but me and Princess Iron Fan are leaving for a cruise and... *exhale* I need you to watch Red Son.

Wukong: UM- why? Like not like I'm saying no or anything- *eyes* But um... Why does he need me to watch him?

DBK: He is currently sick.

Wukong: I get colds all the time. I'm sure he's fine!

DBK: Sun Wukong! *growls*

Wukong: Alright Alright I'll watch your child. Have fun on your cruise.

DBK: *sighs*
Wukong: MAKE GOOD CHOICES!-

DBK: *he hangs up*

Wukong: I do not want to do this.... O *he calls up MK*
MK: WHATS UP MONKEY KING!

Wukong: If you ain't doing much bud I need someone to go and watch over a kid for me!

MK: Of course! Who?

Wukong: UHHHHHHHH- so you see it's uh- Red son.

MK: UM? WHY?

Wukong: He's sick and DBK asked me to watch over him but frankly I'm really busy so- *literally busy eating a peach and that's it*

MK: uh sure- we can uh- *he looks around* surely- find someone to uhm do that.

Wukong: YOU'RE THE BEST BYE! *he hangs up really fast*

MK: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!

*everyone turns to look as MK storms down*

Tang: Loving the pep in your step today.

MK: DBK WANTS WUKONG TO WATCH RED SON BUT WUKONG DOESN'T WANT TO. SO. NOW WE HAVE TOO!

Pigsy: NOT! A! CHANCE! *he stirs a pot*

Sandy: I think- I have to um- paint the boat... I haven't in a while heh- *he pulls a paintbrush out of nowhere*

Tang: I just don't want to watch a demon. *he continues rereading JTTW*

MK: THAT LEAVES- *he looks around and sees her in the corner on her phone playing flappy dragon* HEYYYYYYY MEIIIIIIIII *he slides over smiling*

Mei: Oh hey MK! *she smiles* What's up?

MK: do you minddddd ummmm watching over Red son because he is sick and because frankly no one else wants to and if we don't monkey king is going to have to do it and he's gonna be upset because him and Red son don't get a long and shockingly you seem to get along well with him! *he said it all really fast and is now out of breath* *he smiles*
Mei: uhhhhhhh sure?

MK: OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUU! *he shoves mei out the door and slams it behind her shouting* HAVE FUNNNN! But not too much fun- I'm watching youuuu.....

Mei: *staring blankly* I have no clue what just happened....

*Mei gets in the cart and speeds off to Red sons and when she gets there she jogs up the stairs and knocks on the door, hearing no response. She decides to open the door to find it unlocked so she goes in and locks it behind her and she walks around*

Mei: uhhh Red son? Red son! *she calls out*

???: OW! *slam*

Mei: Oh dear- this is going to be a lot harder than I thought... *She runs to the sound and finds Red son on the floor asleep. In his pjs and his hair down in a tangled mess.* What did you do? *She picks him up and drags him down to his room and uses his hand to open his bedroom door. She pauses to take a look around his room, it's pitch black because she hadn't turned on the lights, but his fireplace lit up the room enough for her to spot the lightswitch* Aha! *she flicks it and drags him to his bed tossing him on it.*