Wukong's Wonderful Camping Trip (Day One)

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Wukong: GOT IT! Phew that was impossible to shut. *him and MK stare at his about to explode suitcase.*

MK: Maybe use some tape, just to be sure-

Wukong: nahh it's good bud! Let's get going though! The DBK fam should meet us there, and Macaque I dunno if he's gonna show or not. *He shrugs and grabs MK as they fly off to the campsite.*

Back at the shop:

Pigsy: Come on let's hurry it up!
Sandy: I'm sorry!!!!! I had to pack Mo's sweatshirts!

Pigsy: You and that dang cat.

Tang: the most ADORABLE KITTY in the WORLDDD!!! *he fangirls over Mo as usual.*

Mei: *she jumps down the steps with her backpack and runs out the door.* LAST ONE THERE IS GONNA BE TOSSED IN THE FIRE.*

*Sandy and Tang sprint out.*

Tang: BACON SOUNDS PRETTY GOOOOOD!

Pigsy: *he just stands in shock at what was just said.* TANG YOU BETTER WATCH WHERE YOU SLEEP TONIGHT-

At the campgrounds:
Macaque: Seems I was first.

Wukong: Seems you showed up! *he retorted back.*
Macaque: Not like I had much to do.

DBK: We made it. *He walks over to the others.*

PIF: It was- a long drive.

MK: Why did you drive-

DBK: I'm trying to get my license. *he huffs*

MK: alrighty then-

Red son: *He follows behind his parents carrying all of their belongings.* MOTHER. FATHER. I CAN'T HOLD IT- *his parents look at each other and watch as the suitcases crush him.*
PIF: I needed a good laugh. *she pats Red son on the head.*

Sandy: hey Red son- what shampoo or conditioner do you use- *Mo meows*

Red son: *bewildered and annoyed red son noises.* LIKE I WOULD SHARE MY PRECIOUS ROUTINE WITH YOUUUU!

Wukong: Since this is going so well I think it's about time we get started and be productive! *He pulls out his sunglasses and places his hands on his hips.*

Mei: hey Monkey king- why did you even want to do this.

Wukong: ehh mostly for the 'human experience' to see what you normals do. *he shrugged and pulled out a list.* I had Sandy make a list of all the stuff we have to do.

Tang: I helped him! *he crossed his arms and turned away.*

Pigsy: As if you have ever been camping!

Tang: HEY! WATCH IT- have you not heard of feelings before *He makes a pouty face.*

Wukong: ignoring that- let's start with gathering firewood- whatever that looks like... UMMM flamey children- *he points at Red son and Mei, Mei was helping him out of the pile of stuff.*

Mei and Red son: Wut- *confused*

Wukong: You two are gathering the main chunks of firewood, and I suppose we need other things to get this fire going, *thinking very hard*

*Everyone is just standing watching him pair everyone up into groups to gather stuff.*
Red son: Let's get this ridiculous task over with.

Mei: Yeah why do we even need firewood- like can't you just set some branches on fire?
Red son: I can. Which is why we are going to just look for branches.

Mei: hehe you don't know the difference between branches and firewood do you! *she giggles*

Red son: I- SHFWBFDBOW

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