Derek: TREVOR SLOW DOWN!!!
Trevor: babe, we're going 5 mph\
Derek: I like your new pants!
Trevor: Thanks, they were 50 off!
Derek: I'd like them better if they were 100 off. *winks*
Trevor: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Derek: Thats's... not what I meant.
Trevor: That's a terrible way to run a business, Derek.
Fiore: Money... Is like president trading cards.
Alec: What is everyone for Halloween?
Will: I'm superman.
Nick: A clown.
Alec: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then?
Gabby: Can we get a birthday cake?
Dan: It's not your birthday.
Gabby: The cake won't know!
Dan: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Gabby:
Dan: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Gabby: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my f***ing M&Ms..
(this isn't me trying to ship them btw, i see them as friends. And also Gabby is a lesbian so that'd be just wrong lmao)
Tom: Come on, Gabby. Nobody actually believes that Jake is in love with me.
Gabby, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Jake is helplessly in love with Tom.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Tom: Jake, put your hand down.
*talking on the phone*
Gabby: Remember how I said that Ellie and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Tom: Yeah...
Gabby: Well, we're in jail.
Tom: *hangs up*
Jake: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Tom: I know, I was surprised too.
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so, yeah
anywaysssss ima go now
review of ep 4 coming later today :D
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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disventure camp stuff
Fanfictionthis book is basically stuff about total drama and disadventure camp! (mostly disventure camp tho lol, especially the 'jaiden' ship) WARNING: a LOT of fangirling lmfao
