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sea lions

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so
i went to west edmonton mall today
y'know, cuz i live in edmonton 

                          
but i havent been there for like 8 years

                          
and HOLY SHIT
THEY HAVE FUCKIN SEA LIONS AND SHIT IN THE MALL
IN. THE. MALL. I WALKED BY A SEA LION SHOW

                          
and they have a skating rink
and an amusement park with roller coasters n shit

                          
AND A BIG ASS WATER PARK WITH SLIDES THAT GO TO THE CEILING

                          
like holy shit

                          
too bad im broke HAH
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