On the roof of the Drinker's Pub, Buggy and his pirates were all celebrating. The booze was flowing and everyone seemed to be in high spirits. "The chart of the Grand Line is mine again!" Buggy cheered, "And we have one more crewmate! Everybody give it up, let's have fun and prepare ourselves for our next conquest!"
Buggy's strange circus themed pirates took drinks and continued celebrating. "NAMI! YOU'RE REALLY KNOCKING 'EM BACK!" Buggy shouted to the as she downed another mug of grog.
"Time for a drinking contest new girl!" a pirate announced as he started drinking a mug of grog. Nami accepted and downed mug after mug of grog until the pirate passed out.
"I WIN!" Nami exclaimed as she held an empty mug up over her head.
"No one can out-drink me," Nami said to herself, "if I can get all of them drunk this will make my job much easier pirates are really easy to trick."
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Meanwhile, Y/N had used his mouth and teeth to untie himself, now he was just stuck in the cage. "I can't believe I left my lock picks back on the boat." Y/N muttered. "Now I'm stuck in here until Luffy and Zoro get here. I might as well get something to drink." Y/N took the length of rope and tied one end in a circle then leaned against the bars and twirled the rope around in the air before throwing it and lassoing himself a mug of grog which he slowly pulled over to the cage and managed to get it inside.
Y/N downed the mug of grog, vaguely aware of Nami approaching.
"How ya doin' boss?" Nami teased him as she knelt down in front of the cage.
"Would you mind getting me something to eat?" Y/N requested. "I'd use the rope, but things would get messy."
To Y/N's mild surprise Nami left and actually came back with some food.
"Don't you realize what's going on here?" Nami asked while Y/N ate his meal and drank the grog. "I betrayed you, and now I've joined Buggy the Clown's pirate crew."
"No you haven't," said Y/N. "You hate pirates. You'll probably steal his treasure the second his back is turned."
"Why are you so nonchalant about this?" Nami demanded. "He's going to kill you."
"No he won't," Y/N replied. "When my captain gets here I'll be fine. I just need to stall until then." Y/N took another sip from his grog, "Heads up, your captain's coming."
Nami turned around and saw Buggy walking over to the cage. "BWAHAHAHA!" Buggy laughed. "Enjoy your last moments alive you one-eyed thief. Do you finally realize who you're dealing with? I'm Buggy the Clown, feared pirate with the powers of the Devil Fruit! You had the audacity to steal my sea chart, so now you're going to pay with your life. I'm going to..."
"You're going to let me go?" Y/N supplied.
"Yes, I'm going to—" Buggy started to agreed, but then he realized what he was agreeing to. "OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO! LOAD THE SPECIAL BUGGY BALLS! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN CYCLOPS!"
"Buggy Ball Cannon ready Captain," a pirate reported as he held up a special cannon ball with Buggy the Clown's insignia on it and then rolled it into the nozzle of a large cannon.
"Very well," said Buggy, "now for a flashy demonstration! FIRE!"
KA-BOOOM-OOM-OOM! The pirates turned the cannon towards a house and shot it off. The red cannon ball was launched forward and pelted into the house, BLASTED THROUGH IT, and then continued to go crashing through an entire line of houses down in the village. When the ball finally stopped and exploded, the six houses that the cannon ball had blown through collapsed to the ground and were reduced to mere piles of rubble.
