Up the Mountain:
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Y/N, Chopper, and Robin returned to the Going Merry and were surprised to find Zoro sitting on top of a bound and gagged Usopp, Sanji lying unconscious near the door to the anchor room, and Luffy wailing on the refrigerator.
"Hey Zoro, got a present for ya," Y/N called out as he tossed Zoro his swords.
Zoro got off of Usopp and caught them, "Thanks," he said, he gave them a nod of gratitude as he put his swords back on his waist where they belonged.
"What happened here?" Chopper asked as he glanced around the deck.
"Oh, this one started shouted at me for not bowing in his presence," Zoro answered as he motioned down to Usopp, "So I shut him up." Zoro motioned to Sanji, "That one was hitting on me so I decked him. He went down real easy too. Luffy's trying to get food out of the locked refrigerator but since I don't know the combination either he's mostly left me alone. And Nami's in her room trying to break into Y/N's safe."
"Sounds like pride, lust, gluttony, and greed to me," Robin commented.
"Huh?" Zoro asked.
"Do you remember how you lost your swords?" Y/N inquired.
"No," Zoro replied, "Last thing I remember, I fought some High Priest guy and his four lackies. The lackies went down easy enough but the Priest caught me off guard and everything went blank. The next thing I know, I woke up to find Pervy-Cook's leaning in to..." Zoro shuddered. "Ya know, I'd rather not talk about it. All I know is, my swords were gone and these four were all acting weird."
"FOOOOOOD!" Luffy suddenly shouted. He leapt off of the broken but still sealed refrigerator and advanced on Chopper with his mouth watering. "Choooppeeer... I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"
"WAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Chopper screamed and ran off with a hungry Luffy chasing after him. "NOOT THIIIS AGAAIIN!"
Krek... The door to the storage room opened and Nami stepped out onto the deck. Her eyes immediately locked onto Y/N.
FWUMP! Robin, who had been standing next to Y/N, suddenly found herself on the ground with Nami glaring down at her.
"Stay away from my guy!" the girl snarled at her. "He's mine, got it?"
Robin opened her mouth to reply but suddenly noticed a newly conscious Sanji lying on his side next to her.
"Fancy meeting you here Miss. Robin," the cook greeted her. Robin sat up and made to get away but Sanji sat up with her and wrapped an arm around her waist. "You don't have to hurry to get up. Why don't you stay down here with me? I can think of a few things we could do..." With hearts in his eyes, Sanji started leaning in.
"I'd rather not, Mr. Cook," Robin replied. Four arms sprouted out of Sanji and wrenched the arm that was around her waist behind his back. Then another two arms sprouted out of Sanji's shoulders and clamped over his mouth. Robin stood up and glanced down at the 'lust' kanji on the restrained cook's face. She flinched when Sanji started licking the palms of the hands clamped over his mouth. And she quickly moved them so they kept the cook rooted to the deck.
Sanji stared up at Robin with a perverted grin, "What are you staring at?" Robin questioned.
"You're wearing a skirt," the cook stated as he shamelessly looked up it from below her. Robin leapt back and created some more arms to hold the lustful cook down then turned around to find that Y/N had his hands full dealing with Nami.
"I'm not your property," Y/N told her as he slowly backed away from the greedy girl.
"Yeah, you are," Nami insisted as she advanced on him. "The ship's mine, the treasure's mine, and you're mine." Y/N backed into the main mast but Nami kept going until her body was pressed full against his. She grinned up at him, "So why don't you tell me the combination to the keypad lock on that safe of yours?"
