Operation Utopia:
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"Great job today everybody!" Usopp called out. It was clear that Yuba had at one point been the base for the rebel army because the Straw Hats – minus their Captain – and the three Whitebeard Pirates were currently situated in a room at one of Yuba's many inns. Five bunk beds had been crammed into the room which probably served as a barracks at one time. Everyone's bags and supplies had been piled together in an empty corner along with Y/N, Zoro, and Sanji's weights.
"Really, we all did excellent work," Usopp continued, "Now let's all lie down on these comfy beds and get some rest, okay? We'll need our strength!" Swish! Usopp jumped into bed and didn't even bother covering himself with the blanket before he attempt to fall asleep after the long journey to Yuba. "Goodnight you guys..."
THWAP! Zoro threw a pillow from the middle of the room and sent Usopp rolling across his bunk into the wall. "Please," Zoro scoffed, "this whole trip you've been nothing but lazy!"
"WHY YOU!" Usopp exclaimed. "QUIT COMPARING ME TO YOU AND ALL THE OTHER SUPERHUMAN FREAKS!" Usopp grabbed his pillow and hurled it at the swordsman's head with his usual accuracy, THWAP!
"Now you're annoying me..." Zoro growled as the pillow dropped to the ground leaving him glaring at the sniper.
"YAAH!" Usopp exclaimed as he jumped out of bed and threw the pillow Zoro had thrown at him, THWAP! It whizzed by Zoro and connected with Chopper who was taken by surprise and toppled over. "I think blue nose wins today's award for laziest talking animal in the desert!"
Chopper jumped up off of the ground and pulled himself up into Usopp's face with the sniper's collar. "YOU TRY WALKING AROUND IN A FUR COAT!" the reindeer snapped.
"Sanji, I think that's my bed," Vivi pointed out as she stared at the cook who had made himself comfortable under the sheets in her bunk below Nami.
"I know," Sanji replied with a suave smile, "I thought you might have trouble sleeping here all alone tonight, Miss. Vivi." THWAP! A pillow connected with Sanji's face.
"And the award for biggest perv goes to Sanji," Usopp commented as he and Chopper grinned at the now irritated cook.
"Alright, slingshot boy," Sanji snarled as he slipped out of Vivi's bed and advanced on his Nakama, "I'm gonna shove that pillow so far down your throat you'll choke on it!"
In an instant, Zoro, Usopp, Sanji, and Chopper were flinging a seemingly unending supply of pillows around the room at each other.
"Crazy kids," Han muttered from his top bunk in the corner, in the bunk beneath him, Ace was already sound asleep with his orange hat tilted down over his eyes. At least he'd actually passed out in a bed rather than in the middle of a meal or conversation.
Nami looked down at Vivi from her top bunk and grew embarrassed by her immature male Nakama and they yelled and threw pillows at each other. Nami grabbed her pillow and threw it at the group then yelled, "YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF..." THWAP! She was cut off when a pillow impacted with the side of her face.
Nami glared in the direction the pillow had come from and saw Y/N sitting up in the top bunk of the bed adjacent to hers, completely engrossed in his book that he'd reclaimed from her now that they'd finally made it to Yuba. He didn't appear to have thrown the pillow but the green clothed archer that was leaning against the wall with her legs draped over Y/N's so they hung off the side of the bed struck her as the more likely culprit.
"I'm sure more yelling and pillow throwing will stop all the yelling and pillow throwing," Ollie quipped not even bothering to look away from Nami's accusing gaze.
