Pirate Chopper vs. Priest Gedatsu:
-x-
BOOOM! BOOOOM! BOOOOOM! Explosions continued to ring through the giant forest of Upper Yard as the war between Eneru's warriors and the Shandians waged on.
Y/N and Robin stood across the clearing from Yama the Commander of Eneru's forces. Robin looked over her shoulder at the tablet behind them that stated that the City of Gold that they had been searching for was just ahead through the forest.
BOOOM! BOOOM!
The explosions told Robin how much destruction the war between the Shandian's and Eneru's forces was causing to the giant forest on Upper Yard.
"We need to keep this battle confined to this clearing," Robin whispered to Y/N, "If he ends up in the City of Gold he could end up destroying everything without thinking anything of it."
"Right," Y/N quietly agreed, "He doesn't seem very smart, so let's take him down quickly. You hold him and I'll hit him."
"ENOUGH WHISPERING!" Yama shouted. "I'll finish the two of you off now! RAAAAH!" The huge man displayed his impressive agility and launched himself into the clearing with a series of handsprings. Fwip-fwip-fwip-fwip!
"Now!" Y/N prompted just as Yama came out of another handspring and his feet touched the ground ten feet away from them.
"Ocho Fleur!" Eight arms grew out of the ground and grabbed Yama's feet.
"WAAAH!" Yama yelped. He was caught off guard and off balance by Robin's sudden display of her Devil Fruit abilities. He flailed his arms around and attempted to stay on his feet.
SKISH! Y/N sprang forward and jumped up into the air then lashed out his leg, "Jumping... LANCE KICK!" THWAK! Y/N's foot smashed into Yama's face. The huge man was knocked backwards and Robin released her hold on his feet which allow the man to fall over and roll back the way he came in a much less impressive manner from before. Fwump! Fwump! Fwump! Yama eventually came to a stop in an undignified heap.
"Why... you..." Yama growled as he rolled over and pushed himself off of the ground.
-x-
Chopper stared up at Gedatsu in terror. But Gedatsu seemed to have lost track of him due to the fact that he had rolled his eyes back into his head again. The inept priest cast random unseeing glances around the clearing in an attempt to find his target.
"WHERE DID YOU GO?" Gedatsu demanded.
"GAH!" Chopper yelped.
"A concealing technique no doubt," Gedatsu attempted to reason with himself.
"Eh? His eyes are rolled back in his head." Chopper finally realized. "And it's really spooky!"
"Gedatsu!" Billy the helpful divine warrior called out to the priest, "You can't see the enemy with your eyes rolled back like that!"
"GAH! SO CARELESS!" Gedatsu exclaimed.
"WHAT A DIMWIT!" Chopper thought to himself.
"An enemy, huh?" Chopper noted, "I get it now. You must be one of Eneru's Priests!"
Gedatsu tried and failed to cross his properly before he responded... in his head. "Indeed I am. Let me introduce myself. My name is Gedatsu, Priest in the service of the Almighty Eneru. And I command the Upper Yard's Ordeal of the Swamp."
"Come on, say something you jerk!" Chopper complained.
"Gedatsu!" Billy the helpful goat-warrior called out. "He can't hear you unless you start speaking out loud!"
