Luffy versus Zoro:
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Luffy stood behind Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine and glared passed them at Zoro. Princess Vivi and Carue were behind him, but had nowhere to go since the pass they had planned on running through was now blocked.
"YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID!" Luffy hollered at Zoro. He was still swelled up like a balloon due to all of the food he'd eaten. "I'LL KILL YOU!"
"WHAT?" Zoro exclaimed. "WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE HAVE YOU GOTTEN INTO YOUR HEAD THIS TIME?"
"SHUT UP AND GET READY!" Luffy snapped. "I'M GONNA KICK YOUR UNGRATEFUL LITTLE ASS!"
"Ungrateful?" Zoro repeated.
-Short Flashback from a Few Minutes Earlier-
Luffy finished taking a leak in the waterway that ran through Whisky Peak. He turned around and spotted a bunch of the nice people who had fed him and thrown a party for his crew lying in an alley unconscious. "WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE?" Luffy waddled into the cluster of people and lifted up the head of one of the men that seemed to be conscious. "What happened?" Luffy asked. "Who did this to you?"
"It was that friend of yours..." the man answered, "The swordsman with the green hair..."
"Zoro?" Luffy repeated in surprise.
-End Short Flashback from a Few Minutes Earlier-
"Everyone here was nothing but nice to us!" Luffy yelled. "They welcomed us and threw us a party! THEY GAVE US FOOD! AND YOU REPAID THEM BY CUTTING THEM ALL UP WITH THOSE SWORDS OF YOURS!"
"Well... yeah..." Zoro admitted. "But... there's something you don't know..." Those men had all been bounty hunters. They had fed them food so they'd pass out and then they could cash in on Luffy and Y/N's bounties.
"JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT ME!" Luffy shouted.
"This guy's just a complete idiot..." Princess Vivi realized as she sat on her duck and stared in disbelief. Carue who was rather dim himself, nodded in agreement.
"Now they're fighting amongst themselves," Mr. 5 commented as he stood in between the bickering pirates with his hands in the pockets of his brown coat, "How pathetic."
"Kyahahaha!" Ms. Valentine laughed. "Maybe if we wait long enough they'll just kill each other."
"Uhhh... hold on Luffy," Zoro called out as Luffy waddled closer, "could you just listen to me for a second? They were actually..."
BWOING! Luffy leapt up into the air and flew over the two Baroque Works Agents and launched himself at Zoro, "NO EXCUSES!" Luffy pulled back one of his arms and swung it at Zoro for a high-powered punch. SHWOOM!
"WHOA!" Zoro exclaimed as he ducked out of the way, POW! Luffy's powerful punch knocked a huge hole in the solid rock pass that Zoro had been standing in front of. "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?"
"YEAH!" Luffy answered. "DIE!" SHWOOOP! Luffy lashed out his leg for a powerful kick but Zoro barely managed to get out of the way. THWHAM! Luffy smashed the rocky pass to pieces.
"GRAAAAHHH!" Luffy yelled as he lunged at Zoro for a vicious head-butt. WHAM! Again, Zoro managed to jump out of the way and Luffy smashed a hole in the rock pass with his hard head.
"He's gone crazy!" said Zoro as he backed away from Luffy and attempted to plead with him, "Luffy! Stop this!"
BWOING! Luffy launched himself up into the air and flew at Zoro, "RAAAAHHH!" Zoro and Luffy went flying backwards into the wall of a building on the outskirts of Whisky Peak. WHAM! Mr. 5, Ms. Valentine, Princess Vivi, and Carue could only stare in shock as the two of them fought.
