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Luffy, Usopp, Carue, Mr. 5, Ms. Goldenweek, Y/N, and Ms. Valentine stared at the large flames covering the Candle Service Set and the wax covered bodies of Nami, Zoro, Vivi, and Broggy. FWOOOOOM! The wax started melting and Mr. 3 screamed as his Candle Champion gave way to the heat and started melting too.
"OOOOHH! OOHHHH! AAAHHH!" Mr. 3 shrieked as Luffy stood on top of the melting remains of the Candle Champion.
"Uhh... whoops," said Luffy, "I hope the others don't get all burned up."
"CURSE YOU, YOU STUPID STRAW HAT PIRATE!" Mr. 3 yelled. "YOU DESTROYED MY PRECIOUS CANDLE SET! HOW DARE YOU SHOW SUCH DISREGARD FOR ARTISTIC INTEGRITY!" Mr. 3 pulled himself out of his melting suit of armor and took off running into the jungle.
Ms. Goldenweek took one last look at Ms. Valentine who was hypnotized by Passion Purple into thinking she was in love with Y/N. Ms. Valentine was still straddling Y/N's chest and was attempting to prove her love to him by beating him in a fight.
"Time to go," Ms. Goldenweek announced. "Have fun you two." She headed off into the jungle after Mr. 3.
"NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!" Luffy called out as he chased after them.
"QUACK, QUACK!" Carue quacked as he dodged falling globs of wax and ran after Luffy.
"Damn it!" Mr. 5 snapped. "How dare you mock Baroque Works Agents!"
"I don't care if there are flames burning all around us!" Ms. Valentine told Y/N. "I'm not getting up until you give up. Tell me you love me and I'll stop. I'm doing this for you!"
"Not gonna happen," Y/N replied, blood was coming out of his mouth, at least three of his ribs were broken and he had countless internal injuries. But he refused to give up.
"Kyahahaha," Ms. Valentine giggled, "that's what I expected. You're so tough. Let's see how much you can handle. 7,000 kilograms... 8,000 kilograms..." KRAK! KRAK! The tell-tale sign of two more of Y/N's ribs cracking under the Baroque Works Agent's immense weight rang out.
Koff! Y/N coughed up blood, "Nothing you can do to me will make me quit, Airhead."
"I'll prove my love!" Ms. Valentine assured him, "even if I have to cripple you to do it! 9,000 kilograms... 10,000 KILOGRAMS!"
"Ugghhhh..." Y/N groaned as Ms. Valentine's maximum weight pressed down on him. "I... won't... quit..."
"INCREDIBLE!" Ms. Valentine exclaimed. "I weigh 10,000 kilograms! You're still conscious! I'm so impressed!"
"See Airhead..." said Y/N, "I don't think it's gonna work out..."
"I'LL STILL WIN!" Ms. Valentine assured him. "I'll win this fight by crushing you! Then you'll love me!" Ms. Valentine lowered her weight to one kilogram and leapt off of Y/N and up into the air.
"This is gonna hurt..." Y/N muttered as he laid on his back and stared up at the blonde Officer Agent. "I can't move..."
"10,000 KILO PRESS!" Ms. Valentine shouted as she started to gain weight and began her decent.
SKISH! A bright red figure burst out of the flames that were around the remains of the Candle Service Set and slammed a bow staff into Ms. Valentine's face, WHOMP! The blonde officer agent was knocked out of the air and down to the ground, BOOOM!
Ms. Valentine hit the ground and landed on her back, POUNCE! Nami landed on top of her and pressed the shaft of her bow staff into the blonde's neck under her chin and proceeded to strangle her with it.
