Luffy versus Mr. 3:
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"I don't know what it is," Luffy admitted as he stared up at the wax sculpture that Vivi, Zoro, Y/N, and Nami were trapped in. "But let's break it!"
"Let's do it," Usopp agreed. "Usopp the Brave Warrior of the Sea is ready to fight!"
"QUACK!" said Carue.
"HURRY, WILL YA!" Nami yelled. "WE'RE DYING HERE!"
FWIP! FWIP! FWIP! Overhead the top part of Mr. 3's Giant Candle Service Set was spinning rapidly. The thirteen lit candles were melting the wax and sending flakes of it down onto Nami, Y/N, Zoro, Vivi, and even Broggy. All of them had splotches of white wax on them.
Luffy, Usopp, and Carue stood ready to fight to save their friends. Mr. 3 stood in front of the other three Baroque Works Agents and prepared to fight them off using his wax powers.
"My hands are starting to harden!" Nami suddenly realized as she tried and failed to move the fingers on her hand. "He's turning us into wax statues from the inside out.
Skish! Zoro drew Wado Ichimonji and held it up over his head while he put his other hand on his hip.
"Zoro, what are you doing?" Nami exclaimed.
"If I'm gonna be a statue, I'd prefer this pose," Zoro casually replied.
"This is no time to be playing around!" Vivi scolded him.
"Who said anything about playing?" Zoro asked.
"Do you think you could at least do something about all of this blood?" questioned Nami as she stared down at the pool of blood around Zoro's feet. It was still dripping out from when Zoro had attempted to cut off his legs as a means of escape. "I'm getting nauseous just looking at it!"
"So quit looking at it then!" Zoro retorted. It's not like he could do anything to stop it.
"Uh, it's kind of hard to ignore!" Nami scoffed.
"You're not the one who's standing in it," Y/N remarked, he was stuck in the sculpture next to Zoro and as the puddle of blood coming from his wounds grew, it reach the one-eyed pirate that was stuck next to him.
Nami cringed at the thought of being stuck in a puddle of someone else's blood. "Do you still think it was a bright idea to cut your own legs so we could escape from here?"
"That wasn't the point!" Zoro insisted. "I was gonna cut them off so we could fight."
"Oh, well that makes perfect sense then," Y/N reasoned with his hands casually in his pockets. "Cause then you'd have absolutely no balance when attempting your three sword style techniques. You'd be stuck on the ground lashing out at anything that comes near you like some kind of wild animal."
"Honestly Zoro," said Nami, "I'm starting to think that you weren't born with any common sense at all."
"Whatever!" Zoro snapped, "It's not like one-eye's plan worked out perfectly either."
"How was I supposed to know they would recover so quickly?" Y/N inquired. "They all went down easily enough, I didn't expect them all to get up and attack me while my back was turned."
"We're stuck here about to be turned into wax statues and the three of them are bickering," Vivi thought to herself. "They really don't seem to understand the danger of the situation at all."
"Looks like we don't get to fight after-all, eh short guy?" questioned Broggy from where he was pinned on the ground.
"Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to let someone else take over from here," Zoro resolved.
