Buggy's Revenge:
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Luffy stood on top of the execution platform in the Loguetown town square and took in what the King of the Pirates saw right before he was executed twenty-two years ago.
"That old man said this is the place where it all happened," Luffy commented, "twenty-two years ago the King of the Pirates was executed right here."
"HEY YOU! UP THERE! GET DOWN FROM THERE IMMEDIATELY!" came a loud voice. Luffy looked down and spotted a policeman with a gray hat and a white coat yelling into a megaphone.
"Why?" asked Luffy.
"THAT EXECUTION PLATFORM IS GOVERNMENT PROPERTY!" the policeman called out. "NOW GET DOWN FROM THERE AT ONCE! I'LL ARREST YOU IF YOU DON'T COME DOWN!"
WHONK! Before Luffy could reply, the policeman was clobbered with a giant spiky mace. "Hmph, now's not the time for such trifles," said the woman standing over the now unconscious policeman. She wore a white cowgirl hat with a pink feather in it and a pink cloak that was covered in hearts. "I've been looking for you for a long time, Luffy."
"Huh?" questioned Luffy, as he stared down at the woman and tried to remember her. She had black hair and her lips were dark red. She had flawless skin and had big black eyes.
"Now that's just rude," the woman commented, "Don't tell me you've already forgotten me."
"WOW!" a man exclaimed, all the people in the square – men and woman – had hearts in their eyes as they stared at the beautiful woman. "She's beautiful! I've never seen such pure beauty!"
"Her skin looks so soft and smooth!" a woman cooed.
"Forgot?" Luffy repeated. "I don't think we've ever met. Who are you?"
"I'll never forget you," the woman replied. "You were the first man who ever truly struck me."
"What? I never hit you!" Luffy protested while the civilians all glared at him for hitting such a beautiful woman.
"I can still feel your punch where it stuck my face," said the possibly insane woman as she rubbed her smooth cheek where Luffy had allegedly punched her.
"Listen up everyone!" the woman called out to the crowd. "Who is the most beautiful person in the world?"
"THAT MUST BE YOU!" the entire crowd of both men and women chorused.
"That's correct," the woman answered. "I am quite breath-taking aren't I? There isn't a man alive who wouldn't crumble before my beauty. But I prefer strong men, like you Luffy. I'm going to make you all mine!"
"Aw gross, no way!" Luffy retorted, seemingly impervious to the woman's beauty and actually found the idea of being hersrepulsive. Luffy's true love was adventure and his dream of becoming King of the Pirates, not some crazy lady with a club. "Who the heck are you?"
"You still haven't figured it out?" questioned the woman.
"FREEZE!" another policeman called out as he and another bunch of policemen ran over and pointed guns at the woman. "THIS IS THE POLICE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR ASSAULTING A POLICE CAPTAIN! PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN AND COME QUIETLY!" Two policemen helped the unconscious police captain up before the lead policeman turned to Luffy, "AND YOU, GET OFF OF THAT PLATFORM!"
"Are you really going to arrest me?" asked the woman as she batted her eyes that the policemen and then smiled at them.
Hearts appeared in their eyes as they lowered their guns, "She's too beautiful!" one of the ensnared policemen sighed.
