No Escape Possible:
-x-
God's four Priests Ohm, Shura, Satori, and Gedatsu stood outside the walls of a grand palace that was lying on a bed of clouds. This was the Almighty God Eneru's palace.
"I suppose it's no surprise that the Almighty Eneru summoned us here," Ohm stated.
"Indeed," Satori agreed, "It isn't very often that we let an intruder slip through our fingers."
"I just wonder why God took out that first intruder and let the other one escape?" Shura asked.
"Fools, the only reason he escaped is because the Almighty Eneru allowed it," Gedatus 'said'.
Satori looked at Gedatsu in annoyance, "If you have something to say then say it out loud."
Gedatsu's eyes went wide, "How careless!" he exclaimed.
"It's your fault he got away anyway Ohm," Shura snapped, "You couldn't even keep track of who you were supposed to be chasing!"
"My fault?" Ohm repeated, the challenge evident in his voice, "If you fools hadn't interfered and plagued the situation with your incompetence I would have eliminated both intruders!"
"Incompetence?" Satori questioned, "You and that giant mutt of yours just got in the way! I had him right where I wanted him!"
"So you wanted him to kick you in the face then?" Shura countered.
"That was a fluke!" Satori insisted. "And at least I hit him! You and that stupid bird were useless as always!"
"Why you..."
"We..." Gedatsu started to say but everything else was muffled.
"It must be hard to speak when you're biting your lip like that," Ohm noted.
Gedatsu's eyes went wide and he looked down and realized that he was indeed biting his bottom lip to prevent himself from speaking.
-x-
"God, the Priests have arrived," a large mountain of a man reported from inside.
"Good," the calm voice of God replied, "Send them in."
-x-
Ohm, Shura, Satori, and Gedatsu all glared at each other. Tensions were high between the group and it was clear that a fight would break out at any moment.
Kreeeeek... The fight was prevented when the large doors of the fortress gate swung opened and revealed a large obese man with a triple chin that was as big as all the priests put together. He was easily twice as tall as all of them and over five times as wide. The man had long black hair and wings on his back that were dwarfed due to the man's enormous bulk. He wore a white toga with three black vertical stripes decorating each side and a thick orange sash that went diagonally across his wide chest. This man was known as Yama and he was the leader of God's Enforcers.
"God wishes to discuss in important matter with the four of you," Yama interrupted the Priests. "Do not keep Him waiting."
The four priests made their way into the fortress and came across God's throne. It was a plush armchair with soft green and orange cushions that was not even fit for a King, only for a God. The only problem was... the throne was empty.
"If God summoned us here then where is He?" Shura wondered.
FWASH-KREK-KREK! Lightning flashed passed them to the throne and hovered there in the form of a bright light. The light faded to reveal a man sitting in the throne.
