People's Dream:
-x-
"What do you think?" Robin asked as she stepped out of the fitting room and showed off her new outfit for Y/N. She was now wearing a white blouse underneath a short long-sleeved purple jacket that revealed her midsection and a pair of tight-fitting matching purple pants. On her head she wore a purple cowgirl hat and on her feet were a pair of comfortable black shoes.
"It's fine," Y/N replied, he was currently holding the other outfits that Robin had chosen for herself as well as a pair of other shopping bags from another store. "Are we done now?"
Robin shook her head, "The correct answer is: 'you look gorgeous'," she informed him. "You may be smart but it's clear to me that you don't know very much about women."
"Uh... well..." Y/N said.
-Spade Pirates Flashback-
Ace, Y/N, Han, and Ollie were sitting on the deck of their small ship casually eating lunch as they sailed away from Ollie's island.
BUURP! Ace let out a loud burp which caused the fifteen year old two-eyed Y/N to flinch.
"Ace," Y/N hissed, "Did you forget all those manners that Aunt Makino drilled into your head? There's a lady present now I don't—"
Buuuurrrrpp... Y/N was cut off by another loud burp, this one came from Ollie herself. While it wasn't as loud as Ace's it was certainly longer.
"Don't sweat it kid," she reassured him, "I used to live alone in a forest, a guy burping isn't gonna bother me."
"Great, then I can stop holding mine in," Han realized. BUUURP!
"Good effort," Ace told him, "but I can top it." He took a deep breath and then... FWUUURRP! A torrent of flames shot out of Ace's mouth adding an extra level of flare to his loud belch.
"Ha ha!" Ollie laughed and applauded, "Good one!"
-End Flashback-
"Yeah, not much," Y/N admitted.
"It's simple really," Robin explained, "When you're going shopping with a woman, say... Miss. Navigator for example, your job is to tell her how she looks in the outfits she picks out. If you can't convince her that you think she looks absolutely perfect then she's going to go find a new one and you'll never get to leave."
"Oh, okay," Y/N said, "Is that all we're getting here?"
"I have all the clothes I'll need," Robin answered, "but you still need to get Miss. Navigator an 'I'm Sorry' present."
"Wait... I have to get her an 'I'm Sorry' present?" Y/N repeated.
"That's what I said," Robin confirmed.
"But I didn't do anything!" he exclaimed.
"But you're the man in the relationship," Robin pointed out, "That means it's your job to apologize." Y/N opened his mouth to protest but Robin continued before he could say anything. "Even if it isn't your fault, when you make the first effort to apologize it shows her that you care about her and your relationship with her. If all goes well, then she'll apologize too."
"Alright then what am I supposed to get her?" Y/N asked.
Robin smiled and grabbed him by the wrist, "Come with me," she instructed as she pulled him deeper into the store, "Fortunately for you, I learned Miss. Navigator's shoe size while I was sharing a room with her."
-x-
This was easily the worst bar trip that Nami had ever been on. And that included the one where she'd almost lost to Y/N in a drinking contest after being drugged by bounty hunters. First she'd been humiliated when the entire bar laughed at her when she asked about the Sky Island, then that Bellamy-jerk started mocking them and their big dreams, and now he was attacking Luffy and Zoro while the two of them refused to fight back.
