Ms. Goldenweek's Wrath:
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"You're done now!" Mr. 5 exclaimed, he stopped chasing Carue and Usopp for a moment and spat into the six chambers of his revolver. With his gun loaded, Mr. 5 started running again and chased after Carue. "This is my ultimate power!"
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! Mr. 5 fired the gun after Usopp and Carue, KA-BOOOM-BOOOM-BOOOM-BOOOM! The terrified duck managed to dodge the shots, but when they hit the ground they exploded.
"KEEP RUNNING CARUE!" a terrified Usopp screamed. "IF HE HITS US WITH THAT WE'RE ROASTED!"
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"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND!" Luffy hollered at Y/N. The simple-minded pirate was especially vulnerable to Ms. Goldenweek's hypnotic paints. Right now he had a light-green symbol painted on his back and was convinced that Ms. Goldenweek was his friend and that Y/N had ruined his friend's picnic. "NOW WE'RE GONNA FIGHT!"
"What's going on down there?" Zoro wondered. He, Vivi, and Nami were completely covered in white wax. They could still see, hear, and talk but that was it. In another five minutes the wax would completely harden and they'd become wax figures, dying in the process.
"Ms. Goldenweek is typically very laid-back," Vivi explained. "But something snapped when Mr. One Eye destroyed her picnic blanket. Now she's convinced Luffy that he's her friend and now Luffy's looking to avenge her."
"She's using Luffy's insane dedication to his friends against us!" Nami realized.
"You wanna fight?" Y/N inquired, "Fine. I don't have much time to deal with you but you're the only one who can deal with that pumpkin."
"Uhh... I can't believe this," Nami groaned, "This is not the time for them to be fighting. I can't even move. It's getting hard to even talk. If they don't get us out of here soon, we're gonna die."
"Actually, I've always wanted to see those two fight," Zoro admitted. "Who do you think is gonna win?"
"I DON'T CARE!" Nami shouted. "I JUST WANNA STAY ALIVE!"
"GUM... GUM... PISTOL!" SHOOM! Luffy shot his hand out at Y/N for a punch with the power of a pistol. SWISH! Y/N shifted to the side and easily dodged it. "GUM... GUM... SICKLE!" SHOOOM! Luffy's body shot after his arm and he flew at Y/N with his arm out, looking to take his head off. SWOOSH! Y/N ducked down and avoided it causing Luffy to go flying passed him. THUD! Luffy went crashing to the ground but quickly got back up.
"HOLD STILL, YOU JERK! YOU RUINED MY FRIEND'S PICNIC!"
"I haven't moved much," Y/N pointed out. "Come and get me."
"GUM... GUM... GATTLING!" Luffy charged at Y/N and lashed out his fists over and over again with the speed and power of a gattling gun. Y/N quickly ran to the side so he could stay ahead of the barrage of punches. WOOSH! WOOSH! WOOSH! WOOSH! "GUM... GUM... WHIP!" Luffy stopped punching and whipped his leg around at Y/N's head, but Y/N ducked under it then reached up and grabbed Luffy's extended leg, WHAP! With his hold on Luffy's leg, Y/N pulled Luffy towards him, SHOOM!
"Hey Luffy... look at all of that MEAT behind you," said Y/N as he pointed to something behind Luffy. Despite being pulled towards Y/N, Luffy turned his head to see where the meat was.
"Hey! There's no meat there!" Luffy snapped as he turned back around.
"Battering Ram... TACKLE!" WHAM! Y/N lunged forward and drove his shoulder into Luffy's chest and speared him down to the ground. Y/N dragged the squirming pirate along the ground and smeared the paint on his back. SWISH!
