tough luck - ALEJANDRO X READER

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You guys had entered the tunnel which led to a sewer system and it absolutely stank. Suddenly a deep low growl echoed in the tunnel causing your team to become worried.

"You hear that? It sounded like a-" Tyler was cut off when a massive alligator emerged from the murky water in front of the boat and snapped its jaws at you. Everyone looked absolutely horrified and you could've sworn you heard a small squeak from Tyler.

It leapt in the air and dived down, mouth open wide getting ready to swallow your boat whole but thankfully Alejandro sped up just in time.

Exiting the sewer via a pipe, you could see that the only team ahead of you was Team Victory. When you turned around, Team Amazon were nowhere in sight.

Huh, that's weird...

Just then, the alligator's head came out of the pipe and you flinched thinking it was going to come after the boat again but instead it just stayed there stuck. Then the most unexpected thing was that it spat Team Amazon's boat out of its mouth as they flew through the air and caught up.

It was a close one, everyone made it to the finish around the same time as Chef and Chris with a gas mark stood

"Woah ohoho! Nasty!" he said through the mask "that's the kind of stink that never comes out! Make the 'gator sign a waiver so we can show it on TV." he instructed to Chef.

Chef grumbled in response before putting a swimming cap on and diving into he water, he swam up to the alligator that was still stuck mid-way through the pipe and gave him the pen to sign the waiver. 

Is that really necessary? And how the hell does that alligator know how to write.

"Chris, you are such a brilliant commander. That's why you always stood out in your boy band." said none other than Sierra, you were starting to think you had told her a bit too much as she just didn't stop. Chris had to have stopped liking her by now.

"Whoa whoa whoa, Chris was in a boyband!?" Owen said sounding utterly shocked.

"Moving on!" Chris said taking off his mask trying to dodge the subject.

"Back in the 80s he was, 'making trouble is easy to do, but making you love is painful~" Sierra sang what you assumed to be one of his songs.

"You were in Fametown?" Gwen gasped and everyone started laughing while Chris has the most unreadable expression on his face. You were pretty sure this was the first time you had seen him be the laughing stock.

You nearly felt a bit bad. Nearly.

"I really admire the way you never let mockery get to you. I'll have to include that in your obituary, I already have a draft! Wanna hear?" Sierra cleared her throat "Chris was born in 1978-"

"THAT IS IT! Zip it! Permanently!" Chris shouted at Sierra as he finally snapped.

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"Sierra could've been Chris's pet all season, but she threw it away! Which makes her way less useful. How could this have happened?" Heather asked as she started to think. "Wait a minute. That smile. Alejandro... That sneaky jerk! It's really on now. Just you wait."

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You suddenly felt someone pat your back as you turned to see Alejandro smiling triumphantly. He leaned down to your ear and whispered.