Fade back into Blood Gulch
Sister: Donut! We're Sorry!
Sarge: Please do accept my apology or I'll PUNCH YOUR FACE IN HALF! (muttering) Five in the Pink!
Will: Not helping.
Carolina: (hissing) Sarge!
Sarge: I have trouble expressing remorse.
Sister: Why is he just...standing there?
Simmons: I guess he ran out of distance to run away.
Donut [Off-screen]: I can still hear you!
Grif: Did you hear the 'sorry's?
Donut begins to walk up to the Reds and Blues
Sarge: Uh oh.
Sister: Shh! Shut up, here he comes.
Donut: You can't fix the things you've done with the things you say. I'm upset because I have to see you all differently now. You're dicks! Big old dicks!
Tucker: I mean...
Sarge: Grrr.
Will: Ruin this and I will shot you Sarge
Carolina: How about we show we're sorry by fixing the timeline?
Donut: That'd work for me.
Carolina: Then why don't you bring us up to speed?
Donut: Yeah. Yeah, ok! Let me paint you a picture. The year is 2019...
Everyone groans in disgust
Caboose: That year sucks!
Tucker: That's the time.
Donut: Oh, my heads up display needs updating. Hang on one second.
Tucker looks at Wash
Tucker: Is this really a good idea?
Wash: Shhh!
Donut: Okay boys and girls. With the exception of Caboose, who is already off time-traveling, who has questions?
Tucker, Ava, Alex, Doc, Sister, Sarge, Grif, and Simmons hands go up
Donut: Woo, that's a lot of hands. Yes! You, O'Malley, the traitor, abandoned by his god.
Doc: Doc is fine. If Caboose is time-traveling, then why is he still here?
Caboose: Hello!
Donut: His consciousness is inhabiting a Caboose from a different timeline while he relives events to fix the past.
Doc: Oh, riiiiight... what?
Will: It's really confusing.
Caboose: I'm not really here, where is THAT VOICE COMING FROM?!?
Simmons: How does reliving old events fix the timeline?
Donut: Ok, put a pin in that. I'm just going to show by doing. We're going to hop back in time ten minutes or so. Ready?
Wash: Wait, stop!
Donut: What, not dramatic enough?
Wash: You'll lose Carolina, South, Delta and I if you do that. We can only jump between points on our original timelines, not the alternate ones like the one we're in now. If you jump back, Carolina and I won't be here. Uh, there.
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FanfictionIt took two seasons for the Reds and Blues to break the universe, but they're about to discover that things can always get worse. The flow of time is in disarray now that Chrovos has been freed from their old prison, and the Reds and Blues are unwit...
