Unfinished Writings

(6) "AU In Country Stuff" (notes) (CH)

au where the csa won the civil war and became communist and won the cold war too. and a bunch of other stuff. the only democracies are the remaining us (14 states), uk, alaska, quebec (gained independence), north korea, iran, china, and russia. also rusame is dating.

if there are any languages other than english, they were google translated.

"YOU UNGRATEFUL BRATS STILL AREN'T HAPPY I WON WORLD WAR ONE??? IF I DIDN'T WIN GAS WEAPONS WOULD STILL BE LEGAL!" UK yelled.

"OF COURSE WE AREN'T!!! YOU ABUSED OUR RESOURCES!!!" Canada yelled.

"AND OUR PEOPLE!!!" Australia yelled.

"YOU WEREN'T THE FATHER FIGURE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!" New Zealand yelled.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER MARRIED YOU!" France yelled.

"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS THE WORST BROTHER I'VE EVER SEEN!!!" Confederate yelled, to which the other 3 nodded.

"Papa?" United asked, his voice holding that soft child-like sound, as it always does.

"Yes, United?" UK asked, his tone immediately switching to a kinder, softer voice.

"I don't like it here. C-Can we go home?" United asked.

The group was at a park, on a picnic, as a family reunion. However, like any other time the family tried to reconnect, it broke out into a massive fight. UK knew as soon as he left United would be cussing them out like there's no tomorrow, especially Canada and Confederate.

"Of course." UK said before turning to glare at the other five, "Goodbye."

United stood up and ran towards their car, UK following. After they got on and started driving off, it was silent. UK, not used to this, looked over to United, who was looking at his hands, confused.

"Is everything alright, son?" UK asked.

"D-Did they mean it w-when they said I was the w-worst brother they've ever seen?" United asked.

"I think you were an excellent brother to them." Uk said before nodding. So that was it, they had hit a sensitive spot.

"Thank you, Papa." United said before taking a deep breath, "THOSE DAMN FUCKING COMMIES!!! ESPECIALLY THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA AND THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CANADA!!! IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE THAT STUPID BASTARD UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS THEY'D BE NOTHING!!! THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA IS JUST SOME STUPID REBELLION THAT GOT LUCKY!!! THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA AND THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CANADA ARE JUST NORTH AND SOUTH USA WITH COMMUNISM!!! SPEAKING OF REGIONS OF THE US, THE DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE GREAT PLAINS, PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CASCADIA, PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA, SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF HAWAII, DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE FOUR CORNERS, DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF TEXAS, SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF NEW ENGLAND, AND THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF GUAMARIANA ARE ALSO RIGHTFUL AMERICAN-"

"United, we're home." UK said, interrupting United's train of thought.

"Alright, Papa. Do you mind if I call Russia over?" United asked, getting out of the car.

"No, I don't mind at all. Just, I don't want to hear anything..." UK said, also getting out of the car.

"PAPA!" United exclaimed, hiding his face in his hands, "That was ONE TIME!"

"And what came out of it?" UK said as he and his only not disowned son walked to the front door.

"...Alaska." United mumbled.

Inside United's head, the 14 states and 1 district were freaking out.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!!" Delaware yelled, messing with his necklace as he glared at the floor.