(One of therm's gonna save them)
Biffle: There's like no signal for our phones in this elevator
Sigils: That's dumb
*elevator rumbles and stops*
Biffle: Oh mah god I think the elevator just stopped!
Sigils: Oh my god! Is this really happening?!
Nico: I told you your asses were too much weight
Biffle: Shut up Nico
Sigils: What do we do?
Nico: I don't know.
Nico: Isn't there like a cord we can pull for the driver
Biffle: That's to stop a bus
Biffle: You stupid bitxh
Nico: Oh yeah
Sigils: What about the big red button?
Nico: Why would we hit that?
Sigils: For like, emergencies
Biffle: Red means stop, Sigils, If you hit that button, you're telling the emergency people to stop
Sigils: Why would they even have a button like that?
Nico: Cause they're stupid
Biffle: We gotta put our heads together and think
Sigils: What?
Biffle: JUST LEAN FORWARD
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Sigils: Come on, Nico!
Nico: I'm not doing that
Biffle: *how dare you-*
Sigils: Have you thought of anything yet?
Biffle: Nothings happening
Sigils: OH MY GOD WE'LL BE STUCK IN HERE FOREVER!
Nico: We'll probably get rescued soon...
*1 hour later*
Biffle: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
Biffle: 99 bottles of beer~
Biffle: Take one down
Biffle: Pass it around
Biffle: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
Nico: No
Biffle: No what?
Nico: It's 98 bottles
Biffle: No it isn't
Sigils: Yes it is
Sigils: You took one bottle down so now you have one less bottle, Biffle
Biffle: No, because the bottle is passed around
Nico: Yeah, and then it was finished
Biffle: WOW, you literally don't know your shapes
Sigils: What does this have to do we shapes?
Biffle: You pass the bottle around
Sigils: And?
Biffle: What shape is round?
Nico: A circle
Biffle: Exactly
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Sigils: What the fxck are you talking about?!
Biffle: You take the bottle down
Biffle: You pass it around in a circle
Biffle: And when the bottle gets back to you
Biffle: You put it back on the wall
Sigils: Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall, Biffle?
Biffle: It's called recycling, Sigils
Nico: Wow.
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Biffle: 99 bottles of-
Nico: Shut up.
Sigils: Shut up!
*30 minutes later*
Nico: What are you doing?
Biffle: I'm gonna try something
Sigils: What?
Biffle: If I jump high enough the elevator will be triggered to move when I land
Nico: That is the stupidest thing you've ever said
Biffle: Trust me it's gonna work
Sigils: Where did you even hear about this?
Biffle: I saw it on a movie once
Sigils: Biffle don't-
Biffle: I can have us out of here in no time
Nico: Do it.
Biffle: *jumps and gets stuck in the elevator roof*
Biffle: OH MY GOD-
Sigils: BIFFLE!
Biffle: I'M STUCK
Nico: This idea was amazing.
Biffle: Get me down!
Sigils: How?!
Biffle: PULL!
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Sigils: Im too weak
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Nico: That's too much work.
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Sigils: What's that smell?
Nico: Did somebody fart?
Biffle: I'M SORRY OKAY! IT'S HARD TO HOLD IT IN UP THERE
Nico: It's smells like burnt silicone
Sigils: We've gotta get out of here
Sigils: I think we should hit the button!
Biffle: NO! I TOLD YOU THAT WON'T WORK!
Sigils: We're running out of oxygen!
*sound*
*bang*
Nico: What's that
Sigils: OH MY GOD WE'RE SAVED
Nico: I'm so happy
Henwy: We got a call about a suspicious smell coming from this elevator
Biffle: Nico did it!
Nico: *bruh*
Henwy: Wait, were you guys stuck in here?
Sigils: We've been stuck FOREVER!
Henwy: Why didn't you hit the emergency call button?
Nico: What call button?
Henwy: It's the big red button on the panel
Sigils: *THIS IDIOT-*
Nico: *Knew it*
Biffle: Oops...
Henwy: Let's get you guys outta here, follow me
*all three of them leaving the escalator*
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Biffle: ...wait GUYS! HELP ME OUT!
Biffle: GUYS?! HELP-
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