(Demon AU)
*Henwy, Sigils, Biffle, Nico, JeromeASF and Lookumz comes back from the store*
*sees Amy's ded corpse*
Henwy: Loaf?
Henwy: There's a corpse in the house-
*LoafX walks in*
LoafX: Oh, hey!
LoafX: But where can it come from?
Henwy: ...
Henwy: Loaf...
Henwy: what did you do?
LoafX: Me?
LoafX: Well, I said I did nothing!
Henwy: ...Explain to me what happened, Loaf.
LoafX: I only saw her once in my whole entire life-
LoafX: I don't kill people
Henwy: So Loaf, tell me what you were doing before we got here.
LoafX: Alright, I was upstairs, I was on my bed, I was reading a book and a girl called Amy came in looking for you- So I got up and-
Henwy: And-
LoafX: ...shot her 27 times in the chest-
Henwy and Lookumz: *BLINK BLINK*
The rest: 😱
Lookumz: Loaf?! That kills people!
LoafX: Oh! Uh-
Henwy: L-Loaf?!
LoafX: I didn't know-
Henwy: *HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WTF-*
Lookumz: How is that possible?!
LoafX: I admit. Excuse me. I disappoint myself too.
Henwy: And when is it from the hands?
LoafX: What hands?
Lookumz: Her hands, why doesn't she have them anymore?
LoafX: Well eh, I think I cut it-
LoafX: To eat them-
Henwy and Lookumz: *BLINK BLINK*
Henwy: Loaf...!
LoafX: But you know I was hungry!
Lookumz: But what has gotten into you, seriously?!
LoafX: I wanted hands, let go of my bunch.
Henwy: Loaf...
*steps on Amy's head and her head comes off*
Sigils: *shit-*
Biffle: *What type of kid is he*
JeromeASF: *This is the fifth strangest thing I've ever seen*
Nico: *Nicovald.exe has stopped working*
Henwy: 😵
Lookumz: ...
Sigils: *whispers to Henwy* I-I've gotta be honest- I think he's the child instead of you, H-Henwy...
Henwy: *whispers back* Thanks...
Biffle: *mumbles* I need therapy...
Also random announcement
We can confirm that the British-
No wait
Bri'ish child
Swears
Something I wish to hear and I finally heard it XD weird wish ik I just think that Henwy's a genuine innocent soul that would never swear so I had this wish that he might swear and there you have it
Taken from Wisp's video called: I Bought Minecraft's Weirdest Products
Timestamp 7:28
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