Don't mess with Loaf or else

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(Demon AU)


*Henwy, Sigils, Biffle, Nico, JeromeASF and Lookumz comes back from the store*

*sees Amy's ded corpse*

Henwy: Loaf?

Henwy: There's a corpse in the house-

*LoafX walks in*

LoafX: Oh, hey!

LoafX: But where can it come from?

Henwy: ...

Henwy: Loaf...

Henwy: what did you do?

LoafX: Me?

LoafX: Well, I said I did nothing!

Henwy: ...Explain to me what happened, Loaf.

LoafX: I only saw her once in my whole entire life-

LoafX: I don't kill people

Henwy: So Loaf, tell me what you were doing before we got here.

LoafX: Alright, I was upstairs, I was on my bed, I was reading a book and a girl called Amy came in looking for you- So I got up and-

Henwy: And-

LoafX: ...shot her 27 times in the chest-

Henwy and Lookumz: *BLINK BLINK*

The rest: 😱

Lookumz: Loaf?! That kills people!

LoafX: Oh! Uh-

Henwy: L-Loaf?!

LoafX: I didn't know-

Henwy: *HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WTF-*

Lookumz: How is that possible?!

LoafX: I admit. Excuse me. I disappoint myself too.

Henwy: And when is it from the hands?

LoafX: What hands?

Lookumz: Her hands, why doesn't she have them anymore?

LoafX: Well eh, I think I cut it-

LoafX: To eat them-

Henwy and Lookumz: *BLINK BLINK*

Henwy: Loaf...!

LoafX: But you know I was hungry!

Lookumz: But what has gotten into you, seriously?!

LoafX: I wanted hands, let go of my bunch.

Henwy: Loaf...

*steps on Amy's head and her head comes off*

Sigils: *shit-*

Biffle: *What type of kid is he*

JeromeASF: *This is the fifth strangest thing I've ever seen*

Nico: *Nicovald.exe has stopped working*

Henwy: 😵

Lookumz: ...

Sigils: *whispers to Henwy* I-I've gotta be honest- I think he's the child instead of you, H-Henwy...

Henwy: *whispers back* Thanks...

Biffle: *mumbles* I need therapy...



















Also random announcement

We can confirm that the British-

No wait

Bri'ish child

Swears

Something I wish to hear and I finally heard it XD weird wish ik I just think that Henwy's a genuine innocent soul that would never swear so I had this wish that he might swear and there you have it

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Something I wish to hear and I finally heard it XD weird wish ik I just think that Henwy's a genuine innocent soul that would never swear so I had this wish that he might swear and there you have it


Taken from Wisp's video called: I Bought Minecraft's Weirdest Products

Timestamp 7:28

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