*walking like any normal friend*
*cyclist crashes into them*
Cyclist: Whoops sorry!
*Sigils stumbles on the road and a car (specifically Nico's car) comes crashing down the road*
Biffle: *LE GASP* NOT MY BESTIE
Biffle: LOOK OUT SIGI
Sigils: *NOT ON MY WATCH*
Sigils: BIFFLE LOOK OUT!
Nico: AHHHHHHH
Biffle: LET ME DIE FOR YOU!
Sigils: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
*fighting*
Nico: AHHHHHHHHH
Nico: *casually drives to the right*
*lorry sound*
Biffle: *Nows my chance*
Biffle: LOOK OUT SIGI
Biffle: *Sends message*
Biffle: Ily!
Seen
Biffle: *THIS BITC-*
*zooooom*
Biffle: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY I LOVE YOU BACK, SIGI?!
Biffle: I know you saw my message, do you not love me?!
Sigils: *looks at Henwy*
Henwy: *rolls eyes and grabs Sigi's phone to send a message*
*beeeeeeep*
Sigils: ILY2!!!!!1!!!!1!1!1
Biffle: Aww, you're sweet
Biffle: *leaves the house*
Nico: What just happened?
Sigils: You going to bed Biffle?
Biffle: Yeah! Just a second!
Biffle: Gotta finish this elder's gate level!
*a few moments later*
Biffle: Okay, bedtime-
*table crumbles*
Biffle: What-
*house crumbles*
Sigils: Biffle...
Sigils: I thought you'd never stop playing...
Biffle: How long has it been?
Sigils: A hundred
Sigils: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrsssss!
Biffle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henwy: Here's your burger
Henwy: And your death pepper
Sigils: Hmmmmmmm
Sigils: Ahhh! This is too spicy!
Biffle: Let me try!
Biffle: *nom*
Biffle: *oh lord it is spicy-*
Biffle: Yum! It's not spicy to me!
Biffle: Here let's swap!
Sigils: You don't have to do that
Sigils: I know mines bad
Biffle: *le cough*
Biffle: What are you talking about? I love it so much!
Biffle: Can't get enough of it! AGHHHH! It's so much better than a juicy burgerrrrr
Sigils: I'm saaaaaaaad
Biffle: Don't worry! I'll shoot you with mah love beam
Biffle: I love you!
Sigils: Awwww! That feels so goood!
Biffle: I love youuuuuuu!
Sigils: Okay that's a little too much you can tone it dow-
Biffle: I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
Sigils: BIFFLE STOP-!
Biffle: I LOVEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU
Sigils: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Biffle: *gasp* Sigils!
Biffle: He looks like your twin!
The twin: 💩
Sigils: Very funny
Biffle: Sigils, why do you smell so bad?
Sigils: Alright joke's over
Biffle: WOAH WOAH
Biffle: NOW I'M SEEING DOUBLE!
Sigils: Seriously, cut it out!
*police*
SSundee: Alright, you're under arrest you piece of-
SSundee: Woah! I'm seeing double!
Sigils: That looks nothing like me!
SSundee: I can't tell you apart *grabs the poop and Sigils*
SSundee: I'll have to take both of you in
Biffle: Officer! Sigils is my best friend, and I am confident this is him!
*bro picked the poop-*
Sigils: WHAAAAT-
Sigils: *opens door*
Sigils: Biffle! Halloween was months ago! You have to get rid of these jack o lanterns!
Biffle: My jack o lanterns?!
Sigils: *yes-?*
Biffle: But they're still in good shape!
Sigils: *...*
Biffle: I've been taking care of them!
Sigils: The pumpkins are suffering Biffle...
Pumpkin: Killll meeeeeeee
Biffle: I'm so sorry...
*pulls the plug*
Biffle: You can only say no once
Sigils: Okay
Biffle: Will you like my video?
Sigils: No
Biffle: Will you follow me?
Sigils: Negative
Biffle: Will you share copy link?
Sigils: Yesn't
Biffle: Are you beautiful?
Sigils: Of course
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