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Biffle: HELLO BOYS

Henwy: AHHHHHH

Biffle: My wife and I are about to leave for our date!

Biffle: (whispers) I cant find the earrings I bought her!

Biffle: So make sure the kids go uh to bed on time

Biffle: (whispers) Do you have any idea where I could left them?

Nico: Have you check your pockets?

*Biffle checks pockets*

Mia: (whispers) I-I know where it is-

The Regulars: *searching*

Mia: (whispers) I know where-

Biffle: (whispers) It's gotta be around-

Sigils: (whispers) You just had them like five minutes ag-

Mia: SILENCE

Mia: FORGIVE MY INTERJECTION BUT I WILL BE IGNORED NO LONGER

Mia: FOR FAR TOO LONG I HAVE STOOD HERE

Mia: LISTENING TO YOUR RABBLE ABOUT YOUR MISPLACED TREASURES

Mia: LEND ME YOUR EAR FATHER

Mia: HEAR MY WORDS

Mia: FOR THEY SHALL BRING P-

Henwy: (whispers) Do you know where they are?

Mia: They're on the kitchen counter next to the pop tarts

Biffle: (whispers) Thank you 🥹

Biffle: Oh and there's pizza and drinks in the refrigerator

Biffle: (whispers) Thank you again 🥹


Another one shall we?


Harold: Mornin son!

Henwy: Ahh-!

Harold: How are you doing with all of your class work?

Harold: (whispers) I think you mom is mad at me

Harold: (whispers) She's been avoiding me all morning

Harold: Yes philosophy is a very difficult subject

Harold: (whispers) What day is it?

Henwy: Sunday...?

Harold: The?

Henwy: 24th?

Harold: Of?

Henwy: September?

Harold: Oh yeah Socrates Methodology and stuff

Harold: (whispers) Did I miss our anniversary?

Henwy: No...? That's next month-

Harold: (whispers) Then what am I forgetting?

Henwy: (whispers) It's your birthday!

Harold: (whispers) Oh I see

Harold: (whispers) She must be planning something for me then

Henwy: (whispers) Happy birthday dad 🫶

Harold: (whispers) Thanks son

Harold: (whispers) I love you

A few minutes later

Hazel: Son

Henwy: AHH

Hazel: What day is it?

Henwy: It's dad's birthday!

Hazel: *inhale* Oh my god

Henwy: Why don't either of you remember?!

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