The Regulars Stuff-

Henwy roasting everyone into their graves

Sigils: I have a lot on my mind.

Henwy: Must be nice to have all that empty space to fill.

SSundee: What can I say? I'm a pretty great multitasker.

Henwy: Is that why you're so bad at everything?

Biffle: I'm not here to argue.

Henwy: Good, because you're really bad at it.

Nico: I'm not trying to start anything.

Henwy: Then why are you so good at making a fool of yourself?

Zud: I'm not the problem here! Right guys-?

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Henwy: Of course not, you're just the constant factor in every problem.

SSudee: I think I've made myself clear.

Henwy: Crystal. You're wrong, but crystal.

Henwy: All your theories about me are just stupid, Sigils.

Sigils: I'm just being honest.

Henwy: You should try being quiet next time.

Biffle: Why can't you ever admit when you're wrong?

Henwy: Because you do it so much better.

Nico: I'm not perfect, but at least I try.

Henwy: Try harder. Much harder.

Henwy: We all know your plans are never going to work.

Sigils: I don't need your opinion.

Henwy: You're right. You need a whole new personality.

Sigils: You can't just assume you're the smartest person in the room.

Henwy: You're right, I'm just assuming the rest of you are trying your best.

Nico: You really think you're all that, huh?

Henwy: No, I think I'm all that and more. But I didn't realize it would take this long for you to catch on.

Zud: You're not even that clever.

Henwy: True, I'm just a genius compared to you.

Sigils: You talk a big game, but you're not that impressive.

Henwy: Says the person who couldn't impress a mirror.

Sigils: I've seen better jokes.

Henwy: From where? The bargain bin of bad decisions?

Biffle: Your jokes aren't even funny.

Henwy: Good thing I'm not joking, because your life is already a comedy.

Nico: ...What makes you think you're so important?

Henwy: I don't think. I know. And I'm here to remind you why you should too.