Now obviously some of this isn't real or some are relatable XD
(this was 1070+ words XD)
Wisp: I'M GAY
(BEEP)
Mitzefy: I'm a lesbian
Biffle: I am bisexual
SSundee: I am straight
Henwy: I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn
(Sigils and Henwy wearing the same outfit)
Sigils: What the heck do you think you're wearing?
Henwy: A suit suitable for a 20 year old man?
Henwy: And what are you wearing?
Sigils: My new suit
Sigils: I just bought it
Henwy: At what store? Forever Inappropriate?
SSundee: We won
GarryBlox: Cause we rock
LoafX: Yeah don't believe everything your daddy says
Sigils: Wha-
Henwy: Like when he tells you you're handsome
Interviewer: Please describe your relationship with the Regulars
Sigils: My friends...
Sigils: Have turned into complete JERKS!
SSundee: Roses are red
Nico: Violets are blood
SSundee: God made you beautiful
Nico: Yeah, what the hell happened to you?
Zud: Will you go out with me?
Siimii: No!
Zud: What was my question?
Siimii: Will you go out with me?
Zud: Yes I will!
Harold: Where's your report card
Henwy: My friend stole it from me at school so now I don't have it
Harold: Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie
Henwy: What lie?
Harold: That you have friends
(EMOTIONAL DAMAGE)
*Talking*
SSundee: I have something to say, if you do it... you'll get this money
Sigils: What is it?
SSundee: Kill the person beside you for 20 dollars
Sigils: You think that's how much he's worth?
SSundee: How about 100 dollars
Sigils: Ooh
Sigils: That's a lotta money
Sigils: Alright I'll do it, give it to me
Biffle: What are you doing?!
Sigils: Shut up for a second
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