Memes and Crack

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Now obviously some of this isn't real or some are relatable XD

(this was 1070+ words XD)


Wisp: I'M GAY

(BEEP)

Mitzefy: I'm a lesbian

Biffle: I am bisexual

SSundee: I am straight

Henwy: I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn


(Sigils and Henwy wearing the same outfit)

Sigils: What the heck do you think you're wearing?

Henwy: A suit suitable for a 20 year old man?

Henwy: And what are you wearing?

Sigils: My new suit

Sigils: I just bought it

Henwy: At what store? Forever Inappropriate?


SSundee: We won

GarryBlox: Cause we rock

LoafX: Yeah don't believe everything your daddy says

Sigils: Wha-

Henwy: Like when he tells you you're handsome


Interviewer: Please describe your relationship with the Regulars

Sigils: My friends...

Sigils: Have turned into complete JERKS!


SSundee: Roses are red

Nico: Violets are blood

SSundee: God made you beautiful

Nico: Yeah, what the hell happened to you?


Zud: Will you go out with me?

Siimii: No!

Zud: What was my question?

Siimii: Will you go out with me?

Zud: Yes I will!


Harold: Where's your report card

Henwy: My friend stole it from me at school so now I don't have it

Harold: Do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie

Henwy: What lie?

Harold: That you have friends

(EMOTIONAL DAMAGE)


*Talking*

SSundee: I have something to say, if you do it... you'll get this money

Sigils: What is it?

SSundee: Kill the person beside you for 20 dollars

Sigils: You think that's how much he's worth?

SSundee: How about 100 dollars

Sigils: Ooh

Sigils: That's a lotta money

Sigils: Alright I'll do it, give it to me

Biffle: What are you doing?!

Sigils: Shut up for a second

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