The Regulars Stuff-

Crainer vs Henwy Rap

THIS IS SO CRINGE

(Might get deleted ❌)

Reference

Obviously it's really almost the same just that I made some changes

So just try to imagine them singing XD

(Crainer)

So... Henry Martin

The second rate fulgurate

Thinks his hen's strong, but his wee's little used

Even with Sigils as your father-figure, always failing gaming

Opts for mind controlling every human

You're so clingy and a whiner and a wannabe diviner

Changing burst to a minor

Was as cringy as your one liners

That's not how gaming works,

you must be high as your kite

You've lost this fight. Sun is setting for you tonight.

People say the algorithm was only good till you joined

But I think you're the one that ruined the Regulars

This ain't our town, this is my town, and in my town, JSC* wears the crown

*JSC: JellySlogoCrainer

(Henwy)

You would dare, try compare, with the man who did on his own, blow away a vicious speedrunner, without a care?

You've entered the wrong portal, bitch, my lair,

Now I'm gonna eat you for breakfast, fry some eggs with that hair!

I'll turn your face into mash, you're dumber than Ian, your friends are all trash

Pals with Jelly and Slogo? And my god you married Thea!

When it comes to playing games you're a total disgrace

I'm more powerful than Sigils, and put Biffle in his place

No offence, but you're a failed crazed hasbin

Your friend's punching bag of the movies that you starred in

(Crainer)

Oh This battle you'll regret, And I bet you'll need a doctor

Cause you're about to see how mean I can get!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're really not that great

Starting a devotion over a man when he did abdicate?

You're so stupid Henry! What, You couldn't write him a letter?

Nico handled it better when you kept forgetting to help him,

You're just a bad friend, Loaf, Lookumz wrote you as a fool

The last person who should be a YouTuber!

(Henwy)

Oh you wanna talk about backstories? Let's go son!

Sure mine's iffy, but at least I had one!

The most boring poorly written YouTuber anyone's ever seen

And out of nowhere, for no reason, he's been redeemed!

And I'm the best at making friends, Kit and Jago got my back

That's a fact, even teaching you a friendship lesson, cause you're wack!

And here's another lesson, bring along a brain so you won't get headaches

Call yourself Brainer, more like Brain-dead

Who won?

Also i'm dying of cringe