Sigils: Dude are you free on Tuesday?
Zud: Ehh... yeah, why?
Sigils: I need you to go hook up with Nico
Zud: HUH?!
Zud: WHAT?!
Sigils: Yeah, I just need you to go booty call him on Tuesday
Zud: Are you... pimping me out?!
Sigils: Noooo not pimp
Sigils: I need his
Sigils: Looooooong pipe
Zud: *throw up sounds*
Zud: Dude, do you know what you're saying?
Sigils: Ugh, last time it was never fixed that's why now every time I turn on
Sigils: I keep getting wet
Sigils: That's why I need Nico to fix it
Zud: DUDE I don't need to hear this
Zud: STOP pLEASe
Sigils: Ugh and then Biffle tried to help
Sigils: But his pipe isn't long enough!
Biffle: AYY
Biffle: Whose pipe not long enough?
Sigils: Yours
Sigils: Who else?
Zud: *throws up* StOp
Zud: Go To ThErApY
Sigils: Just remember to help me call on Tuesday
Sigils: If not, sext also can
Zud: *loud groans*
Sigils: Sext means
Sigils: Send text, right?
Sigils: What's wrong with him today?
Biffle: Forget about him
Biffle: We can go and watch Netflix
Sigils: Let's go
Biffle: Hey my pipe is long, okay!
Meanwhile
Henwy: *what a lovely day*
*door opens*
Zud: HENWY
Henwy: *huh?*
Zud: HeLpPpPpPpPp
Henwy: What's going on?
Zud: Sigils and Biffle are DiRtY mInDedDdDd
Henwy: How so?
*Zud explains everything*
Zud: I thought it was a Gen-Z saying so the only person I knew was you! And Loaf too, but I don't know where he lives
Henwy: Oh chillax Zud
Henwy: And yes, it is a Gen-Z saying
Henwy: They just don't know how to use them
Henwy: They probably tried to act like Gen Zs
Zud: B-But, what did they mean?
Henwy: I think the Regulars studio's pipe was clogged, and Sigils wanted you to call Nico to fix it because he's fixed pipes before, and well, they needed a really long hose, that's what happened, if I'm not wrong
Zud: ThAnK gOoDnEsS
Henwy: ...instead of them needing therapy, do you need therapy...?
Zud: Actually...
Zud: I think I'm the one that needs therapy :')
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