Sigils: Biffle, have you seen my black Henwy hoodie?
Biffle: In the laundry?
Sigils: Yeah...
Biffle: Pretty sure it fell into the hole
Sigils: What hole-
Sigils: OH MAH GAWD
*hole sounds*
Sigils: What is that?!
Biffle: It's a hole
Sigils: Yeah I can see that... what's it doing there?
Biffle: Well I woke up this morning...
Biffle: *sips coffee*
Biffle: Then there was a hole
Sigils: So what you gonna do about it?
Biffle: I put a rug over it...
*hole sounds*
Biffle: Yeah... it fell into the hole...
Sigils: Should we call the police or something?
Biffle: Oh yeah I called the police yeah
Sigils: Well where are they?
Biffle: They're in the hole
*hole sounds*
...
Sigils: Where is your girlfriend?
...
Sigils: Biffle, where is your girlfriend?
Biffle: She's at work
Sigils: Oh...
Sigils: ...were she work?
Biffle: In the hole
*hole sounds*
Sigils: GOD! HOW DEEP EVEN IS THIS THING?!
Sigils: *grabs Biffle's mug and drops it into the hole*
...
Biffle: That was my favourite mug
Biffle: ...Now it's in the hole
*hole sounds*
Sigils: Biffle, do you even know what this is?
Sigils: For all we can know it could be ... an inter dimensional wormhole... or a gateway to HELL- OR-
Sigils: Biffle?
...
Sigils: Biffle...?
...
Sigils: AUSTINNNNN
Biffle: Hey what's up I got a snack
Biffle: *noms apple*
Biffle would you please take this seriously?
*SSundee comes out from hole*
SSundee: RAY OF PURIFICATI-
Sigils: AHHHHHH
Biffle: *yeets out Henwy's nerf gun and shoots SSundee*
Sigils: *inaudible screaming*
Biffle: *literally just continues to shoot him*
Sigils: WHAT WAS THAT
Biffle: Someone you hate
Sigils: WHERE DID IT COME FROM
...
Biffle: *raises eyebrow*
Sigils: Right... the hole... yeah...
...
Sigils: Dude, why are you so calm about this?!
Biffle: I'm more worried about that British child
Sigils: What- British child-
(You know who-)
Sigils: AGHHHHH
...
Biffle: That one
Biffle: *whips out hoodie Sigils was looking for*
Biffle: Oh here it is
*hole sounds*
Biffle: *drops the hoodie*
Biffle: Oh shi-

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