Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Sigils: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Henwy: ...I did. I broke it.
Sigils: No. No you didn't. Ssundee?
Ssundee: Don't look at me. Look at Biffle.
Biffle: What?! I didn't break it.
Ssundee: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Biffle: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ssundee: Suspicious.
Biffle: No, it's not!
Zud: If it matters, probably not, but Kate was the last one to use it.
Kate: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Zud: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kate: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Zud!
Henwy: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Sigils.
Sigils: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Zud: Sigils... Nico's been awfully quiet.
Nico: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Sigils, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Sigils: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Sigils:
Sigils: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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