The Regulars Stuff-

Like mother like daughter

Mayor Biffle AU

Mia: Mom!

Maia: What is it dear?

Mia: Uncle Henwy's daughter is so annoying!

(Iykyk)

Maia: What? What did she do to you? Did she hurt you? How dare she!

Mia: She's always so annoying mom, I want to get rid of her, I don't like her!

Maia: Let's talk about this with your dad

Somewhere

Mia: Dad!

Maia: Biffle!

Biffle: *what have I done this time* 🫠

Biffle: What in the world is going sweetie pi-

Maia: I demand you to close down that school for good!

Mia: And I want you to banish Harley Marthen from America!

Maia: That monster hurt your little girl's feelings!

Mia: *puppy face* 🥺

Mia: She got the whole class to gang up on me. They all have to pay!

Biffle: *Harley Marthen? Henwy's daughter? What did she even do-?*

Biffle: But I can't do that sweetie that's impossibl-

Maia and Mia: You have to! You're the mayor!

Biffle: *help-*

Biffle: But thats impossible!

Biffle: I love you Mia, but you're asking too much of me this time

Maia: But she hurt your little daughter's feelings!

Biffle: Maybe you should switch schools?

Mia: ARGH!

Maia: Change schools? UGH!

Mia: This is ridiculous!

Maia and Mia: Utterly ridiculous!

Biffle: *please help-*

The next day

Biffle: And yeah... my daughter became spoiled after that

Sigils: Pfft who could have known Henwy's daughter was a trouble

Henwy: Oh shut up Sigils you're already 42 and you don't have a lover

Nico: Damnnn

Sigils: HENWY YOU CHILD!

Henwy: I'M ALREADY 30!

Henwy: But about that Biffle, I'll go talk to her

Nico: I bet your son taught her that

Henwy: Eh maybe he's a nuisance after all, and he's probably cha-

Sarah, in the background: Honeyyyyy! They're doing it againnnn!

Henwy: I spoke too soon... I'll be back...

Biffle: I want to resign...

Sigils: Can you make the mayor if you resign

Biffle: Hell no you're too old

Sigils: IM NOT-

Biffle: If I had to give it to someone else it'll probably be Nico

Nico: Yay