Loki One Shots

Bilgesnipe

Loki opened his bedroom door and ducked just in time as a dress was thrown in his direction. His eyes scanned the room. It looked like half the wardrobe was on the floor. He heard a frustrated grunt and smiled as he walked over to his wife, standing in the middle of the chaos. She always took his breath away. Her silver long hair was in disarray right now, her light blue eyes had a fire in them which reminded him of how passionate she was, especially in bed.

He forced back a smile as he approached her, knowing she was frustrated. "What seems to be the problem, love?" Loki said as he wrapped his arms around her from behind to calm her down.

Raven smiled for the first time this morning hearing his voice. "Nothing fits anymore. Look at me. I'm huge." She turned to face Loki.

He smiled as he looked down at her pregnant belly. "Raven, you're glowing. You look absolutely beautiful." He gently rubbed her belly. At that moment the baby kicked making Loki smile wider.

Raven gave a huff and gestured to the floor. "All these beautiful dresses and I can't wear a single one. I'm as big as a bilgesnipe." Loki couldn't help himself, he threw his head back and laughed. "It's not funny," she said as she playfully slapped his arm. Raven tried to stay annoyed but seeing how handsome he looked when he laughed, made her smile.

"Darling, you don't have any horns," he said as he wiped the tears from his eyes.

Raven went over to their dresser and picked up his horned helmet and put it on. "See?" She waved her hand in front of her. "Bilgesnipe."

Loki walked over to her and removed his helmet, putting it back on the dresser. "The last time you wore that helmet, you were naked and I believe," he put his hand on her swollen belly, "this was conceived."

Raven bit her lip trying not to blush at the memory. "I think we had way too much ale that night." She wrapped her arms around his waist trying to bring him closer but her belly wouldn't allow it.

Loki raised his hand, caressing her face. "My love. You are carrying our child and you look radiant." He placed a kiss on her cheek. "Beautiful." His lips went to her other cheek. "Sexy." His lips then traveled to the side of her neck, just under her ear. "And I would love to take you right now and make love to you all night."

Raven shivered at his words. "And there's that silver tongue I love so much." She turned her face and captured his lips in a soul searching kiss.

Loki broke away. "My tongue has many talents," he said with a smile. He placed a kiss on the tip of her nose.

"Oh I know my Prince," she said in a low, seductive voice. The baby decided to kick again as Raven winced and rubbed her belly. "She is quite active today."

"He," Loki corrected.

Raven shrugged her shoulders as she stepped away. "Well in a few weeks, one of us will be able to say, 'I told you so'."

Loki sent her a smirk. "And it will be me." Raven rolled her eyes as she tried to bend down to pick up the dresses from the floor. "Allow me." He waved his hands as a green light surrounded the room, putting all the dresses away.

"And I hope our child will be gifted with your magic," she said as she waddled to the bed, taking a seat at the edge.

He walked over to her and kneeled in front of her. "And I hope our child will be gifted with your beauty."

Raven stared in his green eyes, seeing all the love he has for her. How did she get so lucky? she thought to herself.

Loki shook his head. "I'm the lucky one."

Raven put her hands on her hips. "What have a told you about reading my mind?" She cocked her eyebrow at him.

He ducked his head sheepishly. "Not to but darling, it was very loud and clear. You need to remember what I taught you about blocking your thoughts," he softly scolded as he got to his feet. "Your beauty distracted me from telling you that I must leave for a few days with Thor."