NARRATOR: Just admit you are gay bruh, this will make the story go 10x faster.
KYLE: SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMAN!
NARRATOR: Geez!... It's always the one in denial...
???: Well , well , well... What do we have here?
KYLE: !?
NARRATOR: Poor Jewish Kyle looked up to see Sheila , Clyde, and Butters all standing at the cellar door.
SHELIA: It seems that servant boy Kyle has gone mad.
BUTTERS: Yes... Kyle, why are you talking to yourself?
CLYDE: Am I the only one that sees a flying fat-fuck?
NARRATOR: I AM NOT FAT, I AM BIG BONED!!!KFHWKULSJFBJ
SHELIA: Clyde, are you high again ?
CLYDE: No!..
CLYDE: I mean yes !...
CLYDE: Wait, what am I supposed to say again?
KYLE: ....
KYLE: Do you need help with something?
SHELIA: Yes, you are still our servant so you still need to work. You are still grounded for you can't go outside and the moment you stop working, you will go back in the basement.
KYLE: ...Yes ma'am.
NARRATOR: Kyle stepped out of the basement, grabbed a pail and a rag, and begin scrubbing down the floors.
KYLE: ...
KYLE: ... Day is never finished...
KYLE: Master got me working...
KYLE: ...
CLYDE: Shut up, Kahl! Shut up and keep scrubbing!
KYLE: ...
CLYDE: This is what you get for tricking me!
KYLE: You're the one who fell in love with a guy... You-
CLYDE: You did you say ?!
KYLE: Nothing...
KYLE: ...(Homo...)
CLYDE: I heard that !
*knock knock*
NARRATOR: Who is this, who is that? Whoever could it be?
SHELIA: Go see who it is.
KYLE: Yes ma'am.
NARRATOR: And to Jewish boy Kyle's surprise, in front of him he see...
JIMMY: I am the Royal M-Messenger Jimmy himself. I have c-come to tell an im-important message from the R-Royal Palace themselves !
SHELIA: ...Go on.
JIMMY: It states that no c-citizen to allow to leave t-the kingdom for i-inspection as P-Prince Stan is s-s-searching for a young b-boy that he had met at the r-royal birthday party!
SHELIA: I see...
JIMMY: That's all I have to say... G-good day ma'am.
KYLE: !? I can't believe it !
KYLE: He's coming ! He's coming to find me?!...
KYLE: He's coming to save me?...
SHELIA: LIKE HELL HE IS!
KYLE: Huh?!
SHELIA: If you think you have escape here with all of the things that you have done then you are dead wrong !
SHELIA: CLYDE! BUTTERS! LOCK HIM UP IN THE BASEMENT!
KYLE: No...Not again!!
SHELIA: Oh shut up Kyle, you are disturbing the baby in my stomach.
CLYDE: But Mom, what do we do when he does come? Surely He would recognize us from the ball. And we can't even leave the kingdom!
SHELIA: I have a plan for that, don't you worry son.
SHELIA: I will make sure that we will be the ones living the luxury life, NOT KYLE!
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
