SHEILA Kids! It's time for the ball!! Hurry up and get down here!!
KYLE Already?! I better get dressed!....now where did I put my suit again?
NARRATOR Meanwhile Kyle was trying to find his suit.....
SHEILA Did you make sure his suit is gone?
CLYDE Yes! We threw the suit down to the sewers!!
BUTTERS Oh geez! It was such a nice suit too....
SHEILA Oh get over it! What matter is that Kyle can't go to the ball!
BUTTERS ....Um Mother?
SHEILA Yes?
BUTTERS Why are you trying so hard to make Kyle not come to the ball?
CLYDE Dude! Why are you saying-
SHEILA WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOUNG MAN!?!
BUTTERS Um w-well....I was just asking why-
SHEILA It's because, someone like Kyle doesn't deserve it, that's all.
BUTTERS Ah! Yes! Of c-course Mother.....
SHEILA Don't question Mother. She knows what's best after all.
CLYDE Yeah! Mom knows what's best!!
SHEILA Speaking of Kyle, He is taking quite a while up there, isn't he?
NARRATOR Back to Kyle....
KYLE Where is it!?!
NARRATOR It seems like Kyle can't find his suit...
KYLE WAS THAT TALKING PIECE OF SHIT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!?
NARRATOR If only he wasn't Jewish...
KYLE What am I supposed to do now!?!
SHEILA KYLE!! What's taking so long!?! Get down here!!!
KYLE I can't admit defeat!!
SHEILA Kyle did you hear me!?
KYLE Not after this once in a lifetime opportunity came up!
SHEILA Kyle!?
KYLE Kyle think. What can I do!?
SHEILA KYLE!?!?
KYLE No! I don't want to lose this chance!-
SHEILA KYLE BROFLOVSKI! YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
KYLE "........"
KYLE ........Yes Ma'am.
NARRATOR Kyle walk down the stairs where he greets his step-family.
KYLE "....."
SHEILA Oh my dear child! Why the long face....?
CLYDE Yes dear Brother! What's wrong?
BUTTERS .......You don't seem alright Kyle.
KYLE Ah...... it's so happen, I can't seem to find my suit...
CLYDE OH REALLY!?!?!? If you lost the suit then that means......!!!!! You can't go to the ball!! :0
KYLE Yeah.
SHEILA Well that's too bad isn't it? Oh well, we will just go without you.
CLYDE I'm so sorry for you, Kyle
BUTTERS I'm sorry too, Kyle.
KYLE It's okay, I didn't like Princess Shelly anyways.
SHEILA Ok! Butters, Clyde, let's go.
NARRATOR And so, King Kong and her children left to go to the ball.
KYLE "......"
KYLE JESUS FUKING CHRIST!!!!
KYLE NOW I'M STAYING IN HELL FOR ANOTHER 8 YEARS!!
KYLE @&#$@_6$6$!!!!
KYLE UGH!!!
??? Damn shut up will you!?!
KYLE Ehh?
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Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
