??? I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR BITCHASS UP! YOU FUCKING JEW!
KYLE !? What the hell is your problem, you fucking fatass!!
??? Hey! Don't call me fat! I'm not fat, I'm BIG BONED!!
NARRATOR THE FUCKING JEW, KYLE. Look up on the roof to see......me. The Narrator, as also known as the fairy godmother!
KYLE And what the fuck are you supposed to be?
NARRATOR DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR ME YOU FUCKING JEW!? I am Cartman, the fairy godmother!
KYLE Ok, fatty godmother...-
CARTMAN FAIRY GODMOTHER!!! I AM THE FAIRY GODMOTHER!!
KYLE Whatever, can you just give me the suit.
CARTMAN Huh?!
KYLE You are a fairy right? Give me the goddamn suit so I can go to the ball.
CARTMAN Hey! You can't talk to me like that!!
KYLE Aren't you supposed to help me!? Give me the fucking suit!
CARTMAN I AM CARTMAN! A fucking savior to help you. You are supposed to be begging for my wishes!! Beg will you!?!
KYLE Are you even a fucking fairy!?
CARTMAN That's it!!! If you want formal wear so bad, I'll give it to you!
CARTMAN Bibidi Bobidi Boo!! And Fuck you too!!
KYLE Huh!?
NARRATOR I, Cartman uses my magical gay wand to give Kyle the formal wear that he deserves! >:D
KYLE A fucking dress!?!
CARTMAN Yes.
KYLE You gave me a fucking dress!?
CARTMAN You want formal wear right?
KYLE Yes, but I ask for a fucking suit, not this!!
CARTMAN Who cares?~~
CARTMAN You have until Midnight to leave the ball and else your magical dress will disappear!!
KYLE I'm not going.
CARTMAN .....What?
KYLE I said that I'm not going.
CARTMAN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT GOING!?
KYLE I rather stay in hell than go to the ball looking like this.
CARTMAN COME ON! You don't that bad~~ you actually look like a cute girl.
KYLE IF I LOOK LIKE A CUTE GIRL, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SEDUCE PRINCESS SHELLY!?
CARTMAN Ew, why are you trying to seduce her? She look really gross-
KYLE UGH! Stop reminding me!! Whatever!!! I'm not going!!
CARTMAN Oh hell no!
KYLE ?
CARTMAN I didn't dig out fairy dust in my ass just so that you wouldn't go to the ball, you are going!
KYLE You can't make me!!!
CARTMAN Oh yes I can!!!
CARTMAN Bibidi Bobidi Boo! You are fucking screwed!
KYLE !?! Woah!?!?
NARRATOR I used to the last of my magical power to teleport Kyle to the ball!
NARRATOR At the ball.
KYLE "....."
KYLE Fuck.
YOU ARE READING
Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}
FanfictionB I B B I D I B O B B I D I B O O ⚠️This story contains mature content, violence, and strong language ⚠️ @Shooketh_Queen on Wattpad for making this beautiful fanart I am not using on my cover 😆
