Prince Stan And The Jewish Princess {South Park-Stan x Kyle}

Chapter 4

KYLE O-ow!

SHEILA STUPID CHILD!! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!

NARRATOR As soon as everyone went home, Sheila started throwing random objects at Kyle...

SHEILA YOU UNGRATEFUL NO-GOOD SON OF GERALD!

KYLE "....."

NARRATOR Kyle just stood there, pleading that Sheila would stop yelling.

SHEILA YOU WORTHLESS JEW!

BUTTERS Mother you should stop, this is bad for you and the baby's health..

CLYDE Also if you hurted Kyle more, he wouldn't be able to work then!

SHEILA Oh you are right, my childrens. I am going to rest now, today was too stressful for me. KYLE YOU JUST......GO DO SOMETHING SO YOU CAN GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!

KYLE Yes Ma'am....

NARRATOR As of that, Sheila left to her bedroom to try to take a long ass nap.

CLYDE Haha. Kyle is now our new servant!

KYLE Goddamit Clyde! Shut the fuck up already!!

CLYDE  You can't make me!~ I'll ruin your life Jew!

CLYDE  Just do the right decision and you'll be just fine~

NARRATOR  And if that, Clyde and Butters started slowly walking while grinning towards Kyle.

KYLE  ....Guys....?

BUTTERS&CLYDE  "...."

KYLE  Hey.....are you guys okay?

BUTTERS&CLYDE  "...."

KYLE  Okay..... I'm getting really uncomfortable now so-

CLYDE  We are gonna have so much fun.

KYLE  Wait! I before you do anything!-

NARRATOR  Kyle suddenly got interrupted as someone was knocking on the door.

SHEILA  WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT OUR DOOR RIGHT NOW?!?

SHEILA  WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR KYLE?!?! ANSWER IT!

KYLE  A-ah...yes ma'am..

NARRATOR  Kyle hurrying towards the door and open it.

KYLE  "......"

???  G-Greetings good sir.

KYLE  Um....Who the hell are you?

???   I am the Royal M-Messenger Jimmy himself.  I have come on Queen Sharon's order to send everyone a invi-...invitations.

SHEILA  An invitation? For what?

JIMMY  Well you see, E-Everyone is invited to come to Prince Stan and Princess Shelly's royal b-birthday party.

BUTTERS&CLYDE  Princess Shelly?!!!

JIMMY  Yes. Both the prince and princess is looking a p-partner to spend their life with.

BUTTERS  Oh hamburgers!

CLYDE  Oh my god! I can't believe this is happening right now!!

JIMMY  Well that's all I really have to say s-so, I hope you people come to the party, goodbye and have a w-wonderful day.

NARRATOR  As of that, Jimmy left.

BUTTERS  Oh Mother! Can we please go to the Royal birthday party?

CLYDE  Yeah! I wanna meet Princess Shelly!

SHEILA  Oh sure, of course you can go!

BUTTERS&CLYDE  THANK YOU MOTHER!

KYLE  (If they are going then that means I can stay home all and rest! Yes!!! Wait....but if I go with them then that means I would have a chance to seduce the princess and be married into the family! Then I can leave this hellhole and get a lot of money and be rich!!!)

KYLE  Can I come too?!